Back Endland
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

True say. When the Gods did learn that Meth Head and Artemis had also perished in the poisonous cloud (as well as Centrifuge in the freezer truck before them) they (the Gods) were plunged into rage and depression that this shit had taken 3 of their own. There was another heated gathering in their Council Chamber place, incl a lot more speeches, hand-wringing, trading of insults and opinions and comparisons and all manner whataboutery etc all basically wondering what to do. But at least in this instance there was something grounding in the majority attitude – that the destruction was a terrible thing – and everyone who wanted to speak had a chance to do so and get stuff off their chests.

It had been Codswallop that first spotted the bodies of Meth Head and Artemis and reported to the rest. For weeks in fact she’d been sneaking back to the pool in the forest at night and under cover of night, pushing past the fences erected way back by old Robocop and his sidekick, nursing her hope and her heartache to maybe see her daughter Valiant down there, alone and making her way on the cruel Earth ©. In her long hours of looking tho Codswallop never did seen Valiant, but that night, unfortunate and then double mega heartbroken, like a victim of her own eyes, she had caught site of Artemis and Meth Head on the roadside not that far from the crashed car, the driver (Janine) slumped dead already at the wheel, the other two a 100 metres or so away, their once strong bodies knotted on the tarmac where they fell, hands clutching throats, eyes bulging and skin already a colour of rotten concrete. The whole scene was a terrible site, worse to look at than a terrible painting of the World War One or the fall of Troy or whatever and the radio in the crashed car was still playing its ironic commentary from a interview w the company spokesperson that “everything is OK”.

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