Back Endland
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

Up @ Mount Olympus the nite after the council meeting was a pretty muted one. All the Gods were exhausted and mostly stayed at home w Fam + close friends, chatting low key shit abt what had happened and watching not too challenging stuff on TV like the new series of LIFE BEHIND THE IRONY CURTAIN that just started and a weird thing called ‘Depleted Numbers’ that people were raving about but most of the Gods didn’t really get it and were kind of puzzled why.

Only 1 small group of friends were out and about, wandering in the glades not too far from the fateful pond that allowed them to see down on to The Earth. Centrifuge, Artemis and Meth Head were in a deep Melancholy, their youthful energy on downer that not even Rod Bull or Monsta Energy Drink Zero Ultra or Zippyfizz Health NRG Drink Max was helping to pickup. When they reached the barriers what Thesuses and Robocop erected there they just slipped under it all like they did slip under the fence at music festivals and made there way right down to the waters edge.

Centrifuge and Artemis made small talk:

A person who was continually mispronouncing a particular word.

Something stupid someone was wearing.

The latest viral videos.

Latest News of Earth.

Meth Head meanwhile trailed her fingers in the water, looking down all introspective and from it (the water) a sombre mood reflected on them like the stillness of the trees around in no breeze and the darkening sky of fast approaching night.

Topics of conversation turning more serious:

The speech of noble Codswallop.

The Fate of Valiant or Valuation.

The injustice of Fate.

The burden and importance of Friendship in Late Capitalism.

Round midnight Robocop and Ferriswheel came by on some kind of self-organised self-important patrol – checking that no one was near what they called the Dangerous Pool – but all they did was circumnavigate it noisily in the darkness, shooting torch beams all over the place and occasionally making announcement on a Megaphone that Ferriswheel had got hold of somehow, yelling STAYAWAY FROM DANGER STAYAWAY FROM DANGER STAYAWAY into the mouthpiece, but so loud it cause distortion. All time they 2 were making their idiot way around the perimeter barricade Meth Head, Centrifuge and Artemis were still sitting together, right there close by on the other side of it, lit just by the soft faint glow from the pool, the earth below and the stars above and the moon itself, hands over their mouths to stop from laughing too much.