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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Assuming she didn’t lose in round one. Which, if Gwen let herself think about it at all, seemed all too likely.

Isobelle took her hand and sat her down along the edge of the room as Gwen became aware of a voice shouting, slightly distorted by the echoes of the vast space.

“They will step on your toes!” the voice snapped in a noticeably French accent. “They will bumble about, sweaty-palmed, too close, with the grace and elegance of newborn foals.”

The owner of the voice was a wiry woman whose obvious athleticism and angular features made it impossible to place her age any more accurately than somewhere between forty and sixty. Her brown skin was barely lined, but her hair was a luminous silver. She was stomping up and down between two rows of twelve girls, carrying a cane she used to thump on the marble floor to accentuate her words.

“You must be ready!” she shouted, paying no attention to the two new arrivals now perched at the edge of the room, watching. “You must guide them without seeming to guide, for they must believe they are in control. You must protect your precious feet without appearing to wince. You must be ever prepared!”

“Yes, Madame Dupont!” the two dozen girls chanted in unison, each staring straight ahead like military recruits.

“Sophie!” Madame Dupont whirled and pointed her stick toward a younger girl with auburn hair and liquid eyes. “What do you do if his sweaty hand starts to slide down your back, inexorably lower?”

The girl went even straighter, barking her reply instantly. “I giggle! ‘Oh, sir, we will be seen,’ I say breathily! I blush and look distressed!”

Madame Dupont turned again, choosing a new target among her charges. “Arabella,” she snapped, “what do you do if you encounter a toe-stomper?”

“I am nimble, madame!” Arabella replied, folding her hands behind her back and lifting her chin. “If he cannot be stopped, I pretend I am faint!”

Madame Dupont reached the end of the formation and turned once more, resting the cane against the floor and folding her hands across the stone at its top. She gazed at them, twenty-four girls all holding their breath at once.

Then Madame Dupont shook her head. “You are not ready yet. But you will be. Clarissa, Joriana, I will know if you haven’t practiced your footwork next week. Now, filez! Off with you all!” She thumped the cane against the floor. “And you, Mistress Hobbes, merci.”