Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Assuming she didn’t lose in round one. Which, if Gwen let herself think about it at all, seemed all too likely.
Isobelle took her hand and sat her down along the edge of the room as Gwen became aware of a voice shouting, slightly distorted by the echoes of the vast space.
“They will step on your toes!” the voice snapped in a noticeably French accent. “They will bumble about, sweaty-palmed, too close, with the grace and elegance of newborn foals.”
The owner of the voice was a wiry woman whose obvious athleticism and angular features made it impossible to place her age any more accurately than somewhere between forty and sixty. Her brown skin was barely lined, but her hair was a luminous silver. She was stomping up and down between two rows of twelve girls, carrying a cane she used to thump on the marble floor to accentuate her words.
“You must be ready!” she shouted, paying no attention to the two new arrivals now perched at the edge of the room, watching. “You must guide them without seeming to guide, for they must believe they are in control. You must protect your precious feet without appearing to wince. You must be ever prepared!”
“Yes, Madame Dupont!” the two dozen girls chanted in unison, each staring straight ahead like military recruits.
“Sophie!” Madame Dupont whirled and pointed her stick toward a younger girl with auburn hair and liquid eyes. “What do you do if his sweaty hand starts to slide down your back, inexorably lower?”
The girl went even straighter, barking her reply instantly. “I giggle! ‘Oh, sir, we will be seen,’ I say breathily! I blush and look distressed!”
Madame Dupont turned again, choosing a new target among her charges. “Arabella,” she snapped, “what do you do if you encounter a toe-stomper?”
“I am nimble, madame!” Arabella replied, folding her hands behind her back and lifting her chin. “If he cannot be stopped, I pretend I am faint!”
Madame Dupont reached the end of the formation and turned once more, resting the cane against the floor and folding her hands across the stone at its top. She gazed at them, twenty-four girls all holding their breath at once.
Then Madame Dupont shook her head. “You are not ready yet. But you will be. Clarissa, Joriana, I will know if you haven’t practiced your footwork next week. Now, filez! Off with you all!” She thumped the cane against the floor. “And you, Mistress Hobbes, merci.”