Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“Like something out of a ballad,” she agreed softly. “Someone who could win—who could take the treasure, the glory—but not trap me in a marriage that’s loveless at best, and . . . worse, at worst.” She tried for a smile, though it felt watery. “I thought perhaps on Ladies’ Night I could find a lady’s knight, if you’ll forgive the terrible pun.”
“We’re not talking about this.” Gwen dragged her gaze away from the cocktail, fixing it on Isobelle. “We’re not talking about it, we’re not considering it, we’re not even— It’s madness.”
“Is it?” Isobelle asked lightly.
“Of course it is!”
“If you say so.”
“I do! I mean . . . isn’t it? Even if I competed—even if I could avoid being discovered—how would I win? I don’t know what I’m doing. I got extremely, ridiculously lucky today. I need training, but anyone we went to for help would turn me in in a heartbeat.”
“A man might, true.” Isobelle grinned at her, pushing the cocktail forward to offer it to Gwen.
Gwen was staring at Isobelle like she was waiting for her to grow an extra head, or explode into a puff of pink glitter. “You know a woman who can joust? I mean, there is a woman who can joust? And you know her?”
“Yes and yes.”
“Simple as that?”
“What else is there? You already have a very nice horse. Where did you get him?”
“He’s mine,” Gwen replied, so fast it was almost a snap, curling her hands around the cocktail glass as if she could use it as a shield.
Huh. Interesting.
“No doubt,” Isobelle agreed, though to be honest, the stallion Gwen had been riding earlier that day looked far too well-bred to have a history pulling a plough.
“Achilles was a foal from my mother’s mare,” Gwen said, stiffer than she’d been before, holding herself upright. “And she—she brought her horse with her when she left home to marry my father.”
“Well, he’s very handsome,” Isobelle replied, letting the other girl off the hook and focusing her attention on the aesthetic. “Bays are really in fashion this season.”
Gwen’s shoulders dropped a little. “I’d need to hire someone to help my father in the smithy on the days I’m away,” she murmured.
It took everything Isobelle had not to tip her head back and let out an unladylike hoot of victory. Until this moment, even Isobelle wasn’t sure this plan would work.
“I can help with that.”
Gwen bit her lip, clearly in the throes of mental calculation, tracing the edge of her glass with one finger. “Stop looking at me like that,” she muttered, eyes flicking up, glittering with a combination of bemusement and terror. Isobelle was used to inspiring both. “I haven’t decided.”