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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

The dragon lay on its side, its back half out of sight around a curve in the tunnel. Its body was covered in scales the color of decaying bronze, with shades ranging from deep brown to copper to the pale, putrid green of corrosion. Its front legs were grotesquely, disproportionately long, forming the arch of the wings, which were currently folded in close against its thick body. The neck was long and serpentine, and its head rested on the ground, pointed squarely at Gwen. One of its eyes was a mess of scar tissue, the marks of ancient blades etched into the ridge of scales forming the upper edge of its eye socket.

The other eye was closed.

Slowly, Gwen backed up, moving along the wall until she found a place to wedge the torch. Then she gripped her sword, breathing in the bitter scent of latent dragonsfire, and moved in.

Carefully, she stepped between the taloned toes of the monster. Her armor scraped the tiniest bit, the articulated plates at hip and knee whispering against each other, and her boots tapped a soft, irregular patter against the stone. She was close enough now to feel heat radiating from the creature, not from its body, but from the base of its long, curled neck—the place from which it brought forth its flames, a burning forge above its heart.

The scales there were long and thicker than Gwen’s arm, impenetrable, but they overlapped much like the articulation on the joints of Gwen’s armor. If the beast stretched its neck back far enough, it might be possible to thrust a sword or a spear between them. But not while it lay curled up this way.

Gwen crept instead toward the head, approaching the closed eye. Even these scales on the dragon’s eyelids were thick, but if she struck at the seam and managed to drive her blade deep enough, she might reach the creature’s brain before it could react.

Gwen caught her breath, wrapped both hands around the hilt of her sword, and raised it over her head.

The eyelids parted. They were followed by the wet slide of a second cloudy membrane sweeping back from the outer corner of the eye. A gaping hole of a pupil rolled down from the top of the eye socket, wandered a moment, and then narrowed into a wicked slit, pointed directly at Gwen.

Neither of them moved. Gwen could see her armored reflection, sword raised, in the huge eye. Its irises were the color of molten gold and seethed like cauldrons of liquid fire. The slitted pupil trembled, adjusting its focus as the creature clawed its way out of sleep.