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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“I saw it,” piped up another voice, farther back in the shadows. “A great black monster flying over the village just before the headman’s house exploded in flames.”

Another woman stepped forward. “Not black,” she argued. “Sort of brownish green, an awful color, like nothing I’ve ever seen.”

Gwen glanced at Isobelle, brow furrowed, obviously thinking the same thing she was: no wonder no one had believed these women and their tales of dragon attacks. No two of them were telling the same story.

Isobelle stepped back, leaving Gwen to continue her examination of the cell door, and glanced at Olivia, who was still within sight up the passageway. “What do you make of this?” she called, keeping her voice low, as the women in the cell debated the sequence of events that had driven them out of their homes.

Olivia was listening with half an ear, her attention partly directed back the way they’d come. “Eyewitnesses are unreliable at best,” she said, though her voice was slow and troubled. “The more traumatic the event, the harder it can be to recall exactly what you saw. It doesn’t necessarily make them liars.”

Isobelle sighed. “You could have just said ‘I don’t know,’ Olivia.”

Olivia raised an eyebrow and glanced at her, lips quirking the tiniest bit. “Come now, Isobelle. You know I know everything. Keep working here, I’m going to check on our sleeping beauties.”

Isobelle turned her attention back to the women, infusing her voice with the kind of calm confidence she imagined was helpful when leading armies, and undertaking other great deeds requiring courage and confidence. “We’re going to get you out of here,” she told them. “We’ll keep searching for the key, as long as it takes to—”

“Actually,” Gwen said, interrupting her and lifting her head. “We don’t need the key.”

“You can pick the lock?” Isobelle asked, leaning in, heart pounding. “Or break it?”

“I don’t need to. Look at these hinges—simple pegs, relying on the weight of the door to keep it closed. Everyone focuses on the locks.” Gwen gave a disgusted shake of her head. “Amateur hour over here.”

Isobelle had to hide a smile. “Well, why don’t we go find whoever’s in charge, and let them know what they’re doing wrong? Really make sure no one can get out of this place next time.”

Gwen looked up at her and blinked in the torchlight, before a breath of laughter escaped her. “Point taken. The bottom line is that these hinges are atrocious. I can get the door off, with a little help—is Olivia still back there?”

Isobelle handed Gwen the torch and went scurrying up the disgusting corridor as quickly as she dared, regretting her choice of slippers. She found her maid going through the guards’ pockets, but at a glance from Isobelle, she straightened up.