Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“I saw it,” piped up another voice, farther back in the shadows. “A great black monster flying over the village just before the headman’s house exploded in flames.”
Another woman stepped forward. “Not black,” she argued. “Sort of brownish green, an awful color, like nothing I’ve ever seen.”
Gwen glanced at Isobelle, brow furrowed, obviously thinking the same thing she was: no wonder no one had believed these women and their tales of dragon attacks. No two of them were telling the same story.
Isobelle stepped back, leaving Gwen to continue her examination of the cell door, and glanced at Olivia, who was still within sight up the passageway. “What do you make of this?” she called, keeping her voice low, as the women in the cell debated the sequence of events that had driven them out of their homes.
Olivia was listening with half an ear, her attention partly directed back the way they’d come. “Eyewitnesses are unreliable at best,” she said, though her voice was slow and troubled. “The more traumatic the event, the harder it can be to recall exactly what you saw. It doesn’t necessarily make them liars.”
Isobelle sighed. “You could have just said ‘I don’t know,’ Olivia.”
Olivia raised an eyebrow and glanced at her, lips quirking the tiniest bit. “Come now, Isobelle. You know I know everything. Keep working here, I’m going to check on our sleeping beauties.”
Isobelle turned her attention back to the women, infusing her voice with the kind of calm confidence she imagined was helpful when leading armies, and undertaking other great deeds requiring courage and confidence. “We’re going to get you out of here,” she told them. “We’ll keep searching for the key, as long as it takes to—”
“Actually,” Gwen said, interrupting her and lifting her head. “We don’t need the key.”
“You can pick the lock?” Isobelle asked, leaning in, heart pounding. “Or break it?”
“I don’t need to. Look at these hinges—simple pegs, relying on the weight of the door to keep it closed. Everyone focuses on the locks.” Gwen gave a disgusted shake of her head. “Amateur hour over here.”
Isobelle had to hide a smile. “Well, why don’t we go find whoever’s in charge, and let them know what they’re doing wrong? Really make sure no one can get out of this place next time.”
Gwen looked up at her and blinked in the torchlight, before a breath of laughter escaped her. “Point taken. The bottom line is that these hinges are atrocious. I can get the door off, with a little help—is Olivia still back there?”
Isobelle handed Gwen the torch and went scurrying up the disgusting corridor as quickly as she dared, regretting her choice of slippers. She found her maid going through the guards’ pockets, but at a glance from Isobelle, she straightened up.