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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

Standing in the stairwells of VOID HOUSE now it’s pretty hard to believe that once the likes of Carla Labia, Paunch Davies and George Van Genitals ran through them naked and smeared in gelignite. Hard to believe that director Ludger Von Braun (brother of the rocket scientist) stood in consultation with cameraman Buzz Aldrin as they considered the innovations that would earn them a place in the history of exploitation cinema. Hard to believe (as one glances at the endless off-green corridors thru the banal and nervous buzz of fluorescent lights) that this is the actual place with such a firm grip on the collective unconscious of the age, that these walls are the very walls that run with blood in so many nightmares turning adults into weeping children, that these doors are those that open on every travesty of human pleasure imaginable, that the 5th floor landing is the place which has inspired more terror and dread in the human heart than any other location this side of the death camps. And yet it is true. All true. And if the ghosts cannot be seen or felt always they can at least be named.

Carla Labia was 24 when she took the role of Marnie in BONE GRAFTERS II – she’d just broke up with her agent-cum-boyfriend Wagner Lasten and he asked her not to do the movie, told her not to do the movie, begged her not to do the movie but she went ahead and did it anyway, with the consequences well known to everyone now.

Paunch Davies was at the end of the line (or in fact at the end of many many lines, mainly of cocaine what were supplied to him by his personal trainer/doctor and confidante Gruel Hampshire). After some false starts to his come-back career (a cameo in some TV shit and a sidekick role in the movie DOCTOR UNDER THE INFLUENCE) Davies was rolling back into the almost public arena with a series of unexpected porno flicks produced by Alfonso Verbatim. BONE GRAFTERS II was planned to be just the latest of these, shot back to back with another project called UNDER THE SKIN but in the end tho, as shooting on BONE GRAFTERS took its almost inevitable downward turn Davies was sacked from his other male lead in less than happy circumstances.