And all this same time the other twin, Jane was treated like a right royal princess, washed and bathed in Diet Lilt and made clean by servants, dressed in silk from H&M etc. Only once a day were the two girls allowed to know anything of each other, being kept in separate wings of the house – at 6 (six) each evening they were allowed to speak on the phone and tell each other their adventures of the day.

For six months this continue, the girl Jane cosseted and spoiled, falling to sleep on Sweet Dreams Pillows during massage ‘by one of the many eunuchs in the palace’. And at the same time her sister Elizabeth crying herself to a bitter sleep with the sperm stains, soreness and bruises of some fresh indignity still aching in her body. What a great laugh this was thought Chaikin.

Roundabout this time a bloke called __________ moved into the town where Chailkin held his domicile and opened a video shop. __________ was curious at the various reports he heard of the bloke who lived on the hill what had a wife and two apparently beautiful daughters or cousins or something staying at the house. So ____________ from the video shop went up a hill to the house and knocked on the door where Chailkin’s wife ___________ opened the door and bade him to enter at his own will.

Claiming to be a traveller who had somehow lost his way from the ringroad and who was just trying to get to ___________, ___________ (the bloke from the video shop) was given a room in which to stay the nite and his horses were put up in the garage.

Falling asleep in his bed ____________ was awoken at midnight by a terrible screaming. He crept downstairs and saw the most beautiful woman what ever walked the earth (in his opinion) getting fucked in the mouth by a whole load of lunatics from the local asylum (or something) and each one with a member as large as his brain was small etc etc. Powerless to intervene _________ went back to his bed and masturbated frantically before falling into a troubled sleep.

Next morning at breakfast ___________ saw the woman again and, taking advantage of a temporary alone-ness asked her if she wished to put end to her horrible mistreatment and escape from the Guest House with him that day. Imagine __________’s surprise when Jane (not Elizabeth) replied that she had no desire to leave the Castle and that her treatment there was every bit as fine and good as she might ever have wished it in a whole month of Sundays and that she was sure any other girl would give her right arm to be treated like she was.