Back Endland
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

Bad news. Once the anyway pointless update of the idiot Scarton concerning his bag etc was done the cops locked him up on suspicion of involvement in another matter that is not the subject of this narrative. On his first night in prison Scarton lay awake until dawn in his jail cell and could not sleep at all, thinking about his wife to be, (Sophistia) and wondering what she would think of his unexplicable absence, and if she would go back to the Internet Singles Dating Bar Disco & Falafel Kebab Stand and find another man. On the second night in the lonely jail cell he could also not sleep. And on the third and fourth (4th) nights just the same, he just lay on what passed for a mattress and stared at what passed for the ceiling, counting down the hours like a Prisoner of Time itself. On the fifth (5th) night however, exhausted by all the fucking stress and slumber deprivations, Scarton at last slept a long, long very long night, not stirring even when the web Spiders were walking over him or when floressence (sic) lite was flickering, and not even stirring when the Guards treated him to Karaoke Fado © served cold from the corridor outside.

That night as he slept Scarton dreamed an epic, troubling and vivid dream, just like those that took place long before television and other crap conspired to spoil ‘the people power of human imagination’ ©.

In the dream he (Scarton) was a beggar man, soliciting coins on the corner of a street nearby an ATM in Lisaboa, and later he was setting sail on a sailing ship from the harbour, in his hands holding a flag of the ancient Navy and another flag, especially that of a well-known high-street Bank. In the final part or chapter of the dream Scarton was back in Lisaboa, no longer a beggar but rich beyond any compare as well as happily and legally married to Sophistia. In the dream the source of his wealth was linked in some way that was not clear, to a mysterious parcel what Sophistia carried for Scarton at all times, the parcel made of an unusual substance that other persons could not recognise, specifically a kind of orange canvas-like but synthetic material. Of course it was clear and well known to Scarton in his slumbering vision that this so-mysterious parcel Sophistia held for him was a kind of loose stand-in or temporary Symbolic of his missing rucksack, and that the fate of the two objects, one real, the other to a large extent metaphorical, was incontestably entwined.

On awaking Scarton banged his plastic plate and cup against the bars of his prison cell repeatedly, summoning the guards and earning both their disrespect and the great displeasure of his fellow prisoners, who wished to continue their slumbers much longer, or at least as long as was possible in that terrible jail.