Robbie comes in and has a brown towel around his fat belly and shaving cream on his fat face. He doesnt look our way. He takes a bottle a Mad Dog hes got hid above the fridge and takes a big old pull before he leaves. Hes not acting normal so I sneak a bathroom peek. Fat boys shaving close. Blood running wild and dots of toilet paper stuck all across his cheeks. Second time I peek hes got underwear on the bottom and on top a shirt Ive never seen thats got buttons and a collar. Third time I peek he has a tie and hes trying to tie it. Thats when the itch comes right back outta the fumes. A tie? I never expected to see Robbie in a tie till he was in a coffin.

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Midget finishes chemicalling candies by herself cuz watching Robbie style himself has captivated my ass while the itch keeps growing. Robbies no good at elegant stuff. His tie knots a big loose fatty. Colognes spilled all across the counter grime. Belts too small cuz a his unbelievable fat. Whole time hes wheezing like hes nervous as hell so about once a minute he does a shot a Mad Dog and follows it up with a shot a mouthwash to hide it.

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Puking and pooping uncontrollable isnt a good way for a man to go out. Robbie needs to zen out if events are gonna go better than they went with #69 Kyle Ketchum. So I hatch a idea and visit the garage bachelors den and bring inside the boombox and the Illustrated World Encyclopedia of Guns and fat boys all time favorite number one CD. I put the Illustrated World Encyclopedia of Guns on top a the CD lid but when I press play it just skips and skips and I get a ill stomach same as Robbie.

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Guess who saves the day? Midget. She removes the Illustrated World Encyclopedia of Guns and picks up the CD with her chemical burn fingers and squints her red fume eyes at a bunch a brown spots on the bottom I think are Natural Light. Little sister yanks out a poof a her green sweaties between the flypapers like shes yanking out intestines and she uses the poof to wipe the CD real fastidious. Sister gives it back and this time when I press play it plays.

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