Just to cool her ass out I asks if Watership Dog is about pirate dogs cuz pirates, plus also dogs, are the funnest stuff they let you learn at school. Dag stares me down like a gangsta. She says its called Watership Down, not Dog, and its not about pirates, or dogs either, its about rabbits. I go like <Oh> and shes like, yeah, its about a warren a dumb rabbits with faggot names and the lesson is how you got to run away if you want to survive. I go like <Oh> but now shes snarling how the only rabbit she respects is this dude Woundwort that surrounds his easter bunny ass with soldiers that bite off the ears a traitors. I go like <All right> and Dag just stares. Dags real good at staring all of a sudden.

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After that creepy information she takes off but I holler her back cuz I forgot to tell her about the McDonald feast Robbie promised and if she eats too much Pinebluff Glenn Estates food shes gonna miss out. Dag looks doubtful cuz Robbie promised supermilk earlier and that sure as hell didnt happen. But her doubtful face makes her look more like good old Dag so I swear to her how this time fat boys coming through. Truth is I dont have a clue if thats the case. But Dag at least looks hopeful. Like she still believes in me a little. Thats all it takes for me to get sprung! Yeah, girl. Thats right. Jodys got your back for eternity.

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This time she leaves for real and I stand there being chilly and hoping my shorty remembers to wear her special secret Halloween costume. Lots a junk going down tonight and itd suck balls if she forgot. Now that Midget mummied her ass up in flystrips I oughta focus on my own disguise. Walgreens right here and for a sec I consider slinking my ass back inside to see if I can snowboot more Grishnákh junk. Some Grishnákh junk at least if not the whole dang mightyducking Barack Obama.

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Dick Trickle 2

<I sweat to you I will not let the white city fall, nor our people fail.>

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Believe, yo. Im getting exhausted with ignorant ass fools misreading my jean jacket like I markered it up for their private personal jokes.

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<I sweat to you? What kind of drivel is that?>

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