Two Natty Lights dont go far though. We make enough for about ten, twelve trick or treaters. Wont last us five minutes when Halloween in the hood gets thick. Robbie keeps eyeing all the clocks even though Midget screwed up the times. But I know what hes thinking. Hes thinking its time to motor his ass across town and get the package. Im glad cuz sooner or later Robbies got to nut up. Plus I think its better if we candy up with drugs instead a glass cuz when I imagine children with blood coming outta their mouths? I dont know. Just dont like to think about it is all.

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Before Moms turned serious about TV she taught me it was shameful to create waste so I find a White Castle napkin and scoop the leftover glass dust off the sexy witch into a box of Spooky Nerds. After that I discover Robbie supermodeling in the bathroom mirror. The mirror has all these little dots from when Robbie pops zits. Fat boys put his nice black jacket on top a the Barenaked Ladies. It fits too tight cuz fat boy is fat and makes a fart noise cuz his skin is slick from Total Body Hair Removal. Robbie also busts out a comb and parts his hair and combs out the dandruff too. I take a sec to appreciate all that respectful behavior. Things are rough around the way. No doubt. Robbie, though, hes striving, you know? Hes striving to get things right.

Flypaper

Flypaper

Once hes got his do done, he tells me to round up Midget and make sure she hasnt pooped her drawers or nothing. Im like huh? Why do tiny children need to come along for illegal drug stuff? Me and Midge dont have people on that side of town. We dont even have money for the bus! I tell him straight up this is bull but Robbie fronts hard and says all of us are in this sharkweek together and if we expect to get big frosty supermilks we better learn supermilks dont grow on trees.

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Fat boy can do speeches all day but thats not gonna change the sorry ass fact that this combed hair jacket wearing mightyducker is scared a going to pick up his package and hes aiming to protect his cowardly ass with a couple a small ass kids. That heats me up! On the other hand, what I dont need is two fat boy beat downs in the same day. Theres still TP wadded in my nose from the first one.

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