Chapters (38)
- Cover
- Also By Daniel Kraus
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Money
- Supermilk
- Bugs
- My Wiener
- Gwendolyn
- Midget
- Walgreen
- Dick Trickle
- Scrapbook
- Apples
- Dag
- Love
- My Wiener Part 2: The Two Towers
- Moms
- Phone Call
- Phone Call 2
- Punch
- Robbie
- Natural Light
- Flypaper
- Kyle
- Queen
- Fam
- Dragon
- Walgreen 2
- Dick Trickle 2
- Feast
- Shower
- Music
- The Fly
- My Wiener Part 3: The Return of the King
- Mrs F
- Ghosts
Ketchum says <Let me remind you about me. I screwed off in school. I dont think I finished a single test. But Coach S? Coach S was a stand up guy. Coach S was going to fix it up for me. He was going to make some calls, get me a football scholarship, set me up for life, cuz he recognized I had talent out there blocking for your insane ass. Jesus, Robbie. You ever visit him in the hospital after what you did? You know how many operations he had to have? You know how painful it was? He ended up losing his family and everything cuz he wasnt the same man anymore. They shouldve forced you to visit, forced you to see what you did.>
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Robbie goes <I understand. I do. But that was ten years ago.>
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Ketchum says <Coach S didnt make phone calls for anyone after that. I had to make things work for myself. Well, here I am, and I got a bunch of boys under me. You think that was easy? You dont know. You dont deserve to know. All you got to know is this wasnt the plan. This wasnt the plan for me and it wasnt the plan for a whole bunch of guys depending on Coach S. And thats on you. All that is on you. To hell with double, you fat asshole. You want any of my stuff? Itll cost you triple. My opinion is you shouldnt even be allowed to use. You need to deal with what you did with a clear mind. Go see if anyone else will even talk to your Benedict Arnold ass.>
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For a tired ass Mass Effect genius that used to be a blocker Ketchum has excellent speech skills. He picks up his ferret and kisses it all over its belly like we arent even there. Robbies face goes red as hell and its got nothing to do with how the neon changed colors again. Now blubber butt cant afford but a little sliver of the drugs he came for and thats doing a number on his self esteem.
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Whole scenes got me feeling mixed up. Robbie said Im not his friend. Whats that about? But at the same time, Im feeling fat boy. Im feeling him hard. Theres no more Mrs Fullertons out there keeping tabs on his ass, you know? If hes got business to take care of, hes got to take care of it himself, just like #69 Kyle Ketchum did after Coach S got mangled. This whole town does Robbie same as Ketchum, unfair as hell, and tonight, with or without Ketchums drugs, theyre gonna be sorry.
Queen
Queen