Dags the one that saves the day. She pulls my hand right outta the pocket. Right then Dick Trickle lets me go. My face is all hot and I know I must look like a pink faced bitch so I try to pop back and call him out. But all the tough ass sharkweek I want to say comes out all stuttery and stupid. Dudes not even paying attention. Hes staring all guilty over by the Slankets where theres this pissed looking white dude with a weak ass goatee and a beer belly and a nametag that says <MANAGER>.

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I get a laugh outta that! Manager isnt even Robbies age! And he looks like hes about to can Old Man Trickle. Probably has concerns I might sue their Walgreen asses. Dang straight! Moms has watched so many Judge Judys and Judge Mathises by now shes probably a expert at litigating and cross examining and all that. I think we should stick around and watch goatee manager man give Dick Trickle the business but Dags yanking my wrist and Midgets spitting out her Dubble Bubble and its true Im itching fierce. What I could use right now to chill me out is a big tall glass a supermilk.

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Can I be honest with you? After that crap with Gwendolyn and that Walgreen crap I feel better once we get past all the growling dozers and see Robbies great big dump castle. Feels like Im where no ones gonna tell me what I am and what Im not. First thing I always see when coming up the way is this big huge satellite dish from Robbies parents yesteryears. Its always full up with rain and Midget splashes around in there when its warm and her ass always comes out black and oily. I have to hose her down and she dances around in the hose water real funny. We make some special memories no doubt.

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Maybe its nasty but this crib feels more like home than home feels like home. I constructed a pleasant ass walking path out a tire flaps that have pictures a sexy women and Foghorn Leghorn and it goes from the satellite dish to a wall we built out a car batteries tall as hell. From time to time, Robbie comes out in his drawers to smoke and professors about those batteries. He says that right theres the negative terminal and thats the vent cap and thats the sediment chamber and Im like, bitch, nobody cares! This is our wall now and its kicking!

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