Some nights I wake up from bad dreams that whatever disease Moms got is going to get me too. When its the dang middle of the night Im no good at thinking positive. Positive things like how kick ass my pops must have been to make a killer like me. You know he wasnt stuck lying on no bed. He got up, got in his styling suit and his styling car, and got to saving the world. In the middle of the night all I know for sure is I come from Moms. I come from Moms and around here that aint gonna be enough to cut it.

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But hold up. Hold up. Dont go thinking critical. Moms surprises me sometimes. Like with the pumpkin. Who woulda thunk Moms would get me a Halloween pumpkin? That right theres enough to give me hope. Give me crazy hope. Barack Obama hope. In fact I take back how I said the shriveled up jackolantern reminds me a Moms. I shouldnta said that. Moms isnt a pumpkin. Theres no bugs spoiling inside her. Shes all right. Shes fine. Believe, yo. One a these days shes gonna turn sharkweek around.

Phone Call

Phone Call

Cuz Robbie gave me free sexual advice I start being supportive about calling up the dealer man. Im like, yeah, boy, youre a righteous hustler and you need to set us up proper for trick or treats! It inspirations him pretty good. Robbie flicks his sad little butt and frowns hard like hes a thug. He starts bouncing on his toes and smacking himself on the head and growling <Mightyduck it! Mightyduck it!> except he aint saying <mightyduck> but thats okay cuz its Robbies crib.

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When his face is real red and he looks ready to tear a bitch in two he turns around and swaggers inside with his gut flabbing thisaway and that. Im right behind him but I stop cuz I notice a pair a dope ass gloves poking out under the shell of a busted old hot tub. Hell yes! If I scissors the fingers off these bitches theyll be just like Grishnákh gloves! When Dag sees that shes gonna wet her pants or whatever girls do!

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Midget doesnt want to abandon her pumpkin bugs but the weathers getting chilly and sisters gonna get pneumonia if she dont watch it. She knows I mean business so she busts out a roll a duck tape. Where did little sister acquire a roll a duck tape? Anyway she busts out the duck tape and duck tapes the pumpkins eyes and mouth and head hole shut to keep her bug besties safe inside. Well, all right. I guess thats okay if thats her trip.

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