Additionally, I want to be Honest with you Judge Your Honor sir bc like Mr. Mantle said being honest is the 1st step in processing the grievances of people I’ve hurt emotionally & physically. But the truth is Judge sir & it may sound selfish but I can’t get a fair shake in this goddamn town! (Mr. Mantle.) On my side of town everyone knows what I did bc as you know about 300 people saw it happen & there’s videos & I wish I would’ve gotten that job ripping up computers & phones bc maybe I could’ve destroyed some of those videos forever. I wanted a McDonald’s job form & the girl said she’d throw fry grease in my face unless I vacated the premises. Judge this is a Free Country & I just wanted a Quarter Pounder & this is a Threat to an American so why don’t you arrest her & not me? (Mr. Mantle is this OK???)

Significantly, I want to show you Judge Your Honor sir my Scrapbook. (Mr. Mantle have you changed your mind about this???) I Really want to show you it. (Mr. Mantle please don’t delete this part!!!) My Mom made it & I know you’re thinking of course the Defendent’s mom is going to say nice things about her delinquent son but remember Judge I got LEFT BEHIND by my Mom & Dad who never say anything nice about me so this Scrapbook is unbiased empirical proof (Mr. Mantle right words???) of my Kindness & Intelligence. When you read it Judge sir it’s my belief you will Enter It Into Evidence & be personally Touched to see a Young Man with a lot of Promise.

Markedly, I know I ruined my future with Violence but think of that plastic Uterus I fixed & imagine it’s my Mom’s Uterus & what if you Judge sir had the power to weld me back inside there so I was born different & better? That’s what Mr. Mantle calls a “Thought Experiment” & I know it’s weird but I Really Really don’t want to be tried as an Adult & go to prison & don’t even want to go to juvie bc I think I will do Very Poorly there too.

To be sure, Judge sir all I want is to run away & please don’t panic & send a bounty hunter bc I won’t actually do it although I think about it every minute. Everyone used to say I was a slam dunk to get a full athletic scholarship including tuition & a room & books & food but I never cared about any of that bc all I wanted was to Get Out of this town & scrub it off me until I scrubbed off all the old Robbie too & the guy left over was shiny and clean like the baby pictures in my Scrapbook.