With this in mind, I want to say right off what I tried to say in the 1st Hearing & which made everyone angry bc I wasn’t supposed to talk & that’s how over the last few months I’ve matured into an expert Fixer like my Dad. Last week I fixed a medical model of a lady’s sexual privates like you’re looking right into a cut open woman. It had cracked plastic but I sawed off some extra Labia Majora on the bottom that you couldn’t hardly see & sanded it & welded it over the Uterus. (Mr. Mantle delete this part if it is inappropriate or gross!!!) I also fixed a steering wheel (no car though) & a pipe rack (for if you have a ton of pipes) & a log carrier (a thing for carrying logs). It’s true none of this was for money but I hope you’ll agree it means my future as a Fixer is Bright.

Correspondingly, Judge Your Honor sir you made it Very Clear I need to have a job before I show my Disrespectful Face in your court again & I’ve been trying so hard & to be perfectly honest totally failed. I was going to do a thing nailing roofs but I missed the interview & Judge sir I know you’re thinking What Is Wrong With This Kid but it wasn’t my fault. If you can believe this shit (Mr. Mantle I crossed it out but please delete the word “shit” completely!!!) it there was a Gun Shooting & pigs fuzz (Mr. Mantle you know what to do) police officers weren’t letting folks on Yellow Street leave their homes.

Moreover, I had a Very Positive job interview to rip apart computers & phones with a lady boss who said I was “Very Sweet” until she looked at my Record & figured out who I was & said she would be “Highly Uncomfortable” with me working there & even dialed 9 & 1 when I tried & tried to make her understand how bad I needed that job bc of what you said Judge. You could call it yelling technically but I was only trying to be Firm & I don’t agree security guards were necessary.