Robbie laughed like it was funny when he described it and I went along and laughed too cuz I was enjoying a supermilk and its nice when Robbies in a positive mood. But, yo, for real? That sharkweek was mightyducked. Robbie said the dude didnt even touch his wiener. What he did was put his thumb up Robbies butthole. Dont ask me why. It was just his thing. He stuck it up there and with his other hand he sexually enjoyed himself or however you want to put it. What Robbie told me super secret was that he didnt hate it that much. Didnt hate the assistant coach either. He was just scared someone might walk in and witness it, cuz if that news got out the situation round school would get rough.

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What Robbie calculated was if the thumb stuff was part a his extra practice, then he just had to get so skilled he didnt need any extra practice. Hard to believe even Robbie was that dumb but thats how he thunk it out. So homeboy OGd that sport. He clocked defense boys so hard their helmets flew off. He dove with the ball like he was trying to break his neck. Other teams accused him a roiding up but he peed clean. Plus hes touchdowning like a pimp so whats Coach S gonna do? Bench his freshman ass?

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Meanwhile hes getting banged up. Hes puking buckets on the sidelines and fainting when he comes off the field and at school hes having headaches so big hes crying tears. Robbie asks me if I know what all that signifies and I say do I look like a medical doctor? So he tells it to me straight. Concussions. Concussions like crazy and his coaches didnt see fit to do a thing. So Robbie keeps running and jumping and puking and fainting cuz, you know, he prefers not having a thumb up his butt every night before supper.

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The seasons about over and Robbies chilling in biology. The biology teacher gives the whole class sharp ass pins so they can learn their blood type which sounds revolting if you ask me, but I guess thats the kind of stuff teachers did back in medieval times. Robbies prepping to blood himself when the teacher gets a note that says Robbies got to get with Coach S. Every single biology pimp and biology ho quits poking their fingers cuz this news is flabbergasting. No kid in history ever got a private daytime conference with Coach S.

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