Chapters (106)
- Cover
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- A FEW MONTHS EARLIER
- ART SAID
- I WALK
- THEY SAY
- IN THE WINGS
- THEY SAY
- I POST
- THEY SAY
- A WOMB OF ONE’S OWN
- THERAPY SESSION #1(DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE)
- LIKE OF DUTY
- PICTURE THE SCENE
- I SAID
- THE PATATAS BRAVAS
- KELLY HAD SAID
- SOBER SEXTS
- ABLUTIONS
- MY BATHROOM SAID
- TIPPING POINT
- MY MOTHER SAID
- I WAS EIGHTEEN
- ART SAID
- SOMEONE SAYS
- A REALLY BAD SIGN
- MIA SAYS
- I WALK
- KNOCKKNOCK
- ONE-LINERS
- I SAY
- THE OUTRAGE
- BABY ELEPHANT
- ART SAID
- MY MOTHER SAYS
- HOW I MET KELLY
- ART SAID
- ART SAID
- WHAT LASTS?
- BAD STAND-UP
- GHOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST
- I WOKE UP LIKE THIS
- THE MIND CREATES THE ABYSS
- I ADORED
- ART SAID
- YOU
- TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
- IF
- ART’S MOTHER SAID
- FULL DESPERATE
- MISERABLE PHO
- BREATHING FOR ONE
- POPULAR PROBLEMS
- ON THE BUS
- TABS
- GRANMA SAID
- ALL MY CIRCUS, ALL MY MONKEYS
- BURNOUT
- THERAPY SESSION #2
- IN
- APP IDEA
- LOOK NO HANDS
- HI HI HI
- BACK AT HOME
- EXHIBITS A AND B
- GOOD FAMOUS PEOPLE
- MY MOTHER
- STILL
- LIFE
- WE’D GONE
- ‘FUNNY’
- OUTGROWN
- ART SAID
- BODIES OF WORK
- KELLY SAID
- FAKE NEWS
- GOOGLE ME
- SOCIAL CATERPILLAR
- REALLY THO
- DEALS WITH STRANGERS
- NEWS ITEM
- NICOLETTE SAYS
- HALF AN HOUR LATER
- ASS FIZZ
- THAT NIGHT
- IT HAPPENED TO HAPPEN
- #FROTHEH
- MY MOTHER SAYS
- THE HEART CROSSES IT
- MANCHILD
- WHO YA GONNA CALL
- NAKED AMBITION
- SOHO SQUARE
- CHIEF EMOTIONS
- SHE SAYS
- KELLY SAYS
- GENUINE QUESTION
- LIFE DRAWING
- RELAX
- WE LIE
- SILENT-ISH NIGHT
- THANKS
- About the Author
- ALSO BY EMMA JANE UNSWORTH
- About the Publisher
To Sophie Wilson, for terrific and much-needed early guidance.
To my editor Charlotte Cray for faith, kinship, and pushing this book to be the boldest thing it could be. To Ore, Suzie, Ann and everyone at The Borough Press.
To Anna Burtt for being a solid cheerleader and the best Suzy Brambles.
To Sarah Brocklehurst, dear friend and workwife.
To Jenn Ashworth, for the gimp whippings and naked photos.
To the Society of Authors for the grant when I was trying to combine new motherhood and writing. Do apply if you’re a skint author.
To my family: Mum, Dad, Grandma, Lucie, Dave, Charlie and Matilda. And to Ian and LF, for sharing me so graciously with my work.
Finally, to every reader who got in touch in the abyss between Animals and this. Thank you. You kept me going. X
About the Author
Emma Jane Unsworth is an award-winning novelist and screenwriter. Her novel, Animals, has been adapted into a film, for which Unsworth wrote the screenplay. The film premiered at Sundance Film Festival 2019. She also writes for television and various magazines.
@emjaneunsworth
/emjaneunsworth
ALSO BY EMMA JANE UNSWORTH
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