Chapters (87)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Author’s Note
- Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
- THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
- Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
- Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
- Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
- Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
- Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
- Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
- Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
- Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
- Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
- Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
- Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
- Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
- Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
- AFTER THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
- Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
- Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
- Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
- Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
- Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
- CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
- Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
- Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
- Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
- Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
- Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
- Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
- Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
- Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
- Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
- Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
- Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
- Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
- Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
- Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
- Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
- Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
- Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
- Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
- Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
- Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
- Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
- Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
- Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
- Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
- Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
- Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
- Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
- Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
- AFTER NEW YEAR’S
- Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
- Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
- Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
- Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
- Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
- Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
- Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
- Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
- Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
- Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
- CHINESE NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
- Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
- Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
- SPRING BREAK
- Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
- TODAY
- Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
- Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
- Snippets from Chloe’s application
- Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Glossary
“This lamb is worth any intestinal issues that may arise, which, for the record, is just as bad on a date as it is on a job.”
“Well, I’m eating it too,” she pointed out.
“Maybe we should get three servings.”
After we passed our order to the waiter, I basked in Chloe’s smile, the smell of broth in the air, the fact that I was, for once, spending Christmas with someone I cared about.
“Merry Christmas,” I said, raising my cup of tea.
“Merry Christmas,” she said, her smile tinged with sadness.
“I wish I could take your pain away,” I said as we clinked cups.
“Actually… I have an idea,” she started. “A way to maybe find out what’s going on with my dad.”
“I’m already in.”
She’d barely explained anything before I confirmed that I was still in, adding, “Doctor’s office tomorrow, no sweat. We’re already pros at cons.”
“Great pun!” she complimented me, and we chuckled together.
By the time Chloe had obtained the doctor’s phone number from her mother and left a message to make an appointment, our uncooked food had arrived.
“Does your family use gōng kuài too?” she asked, picking up the spare chopsticks she’d asked the server for.
“Nah, we just use our own chopsticks to pick up the raw meat, and then we sterilize the tips in the boiling water for a couple seconds.”
She shuddered. “I need these for peace of mind.” She picked up a slice of lamb, cooked it for five seconds in the bubbling part of the broth, then dropped it on my plate. “Isn’t it weird that we’re paying to cook our own food?”
“Not any weirder than Korean barbecue,” I said in a strange voice because I’d (sigh) taken a bite of the still-boiling lamb and was chewing with my mouth open to let the steam out. Hot hot hot but yum yum yum. I took a swig of ice water. “At least with hot pot you get to finish your meal by drinking the broth you’ve created.”
She cooked a second slice of lamb for herself, blowing on it before popping it in her mouth.
She groaned. “Okay, you were right: the lamb is fantastic. Are three orders enough?”
“We can always get more. But here, try this.” I lāo-ed her a fish ball with the gold netted scooper. “It’s the best I’ve ever had.”
“I’m not really a fan of fish balls,” she confessed.
“This one has a meatball inside. And this”—I plucked her a different fish ball with a pointed top like a gnome’s hat—“is filled with fish roe.”
She went for the fish-roe one, biting in way too fast. “Oh my God. So freaking good. Even worth burning my palate for.”
“I know, right?”