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Chapters (87)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Author’s Note
  4. Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
  5. THANKSGIVING
  6. Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
  7. Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
  8. Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
  9. Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
  10. Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
  11. Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
  12. Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
  13. Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
  14. Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
  15. Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
  16. Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
  17. Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
  18. Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
  19. Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
  20. Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
  21. Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
  22. Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
  23. AFTER THANKSGIVING
  24. Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
  25. Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
  26. Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
  27. Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
  28. Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
  29. Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
  30. Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
  31. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
  32. Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
  33. Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
  34. Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
  35. Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
  36. Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
  37. Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
  38. Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
  39. Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
  40. Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
  41. Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
  42. Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
  43. Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
  44. Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
  45. Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
  46. Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
  47. Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
  48. Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
  49. Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
  50. Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
  51. Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
  52. Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
  53. Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
  54. Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
  55. Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
  56. Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
  57. Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
  58. Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
  59. Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
  60. Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
  61. Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
  62. Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
  63. AFTER NEW YEAR’S
  64. Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
  65. Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
  66. Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
  67. Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
  68. Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
  69. Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
  70. Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
  71. Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
  72. Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
  73. Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
  74. CHINESE NEW YEAR
  75. Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
  76. Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
  77. Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
  78. SPRING BREAK
  79. Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
  80. TODAY
  81. Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
  82. Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
  83. Snippets from Chloe’s application
  84. Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
  85. Acknowledgments
  86. About the Author
  87. Glossary

I would not let my feelings get in the way again. Eyes on my douchebag-free prize.

I took a bite of cookie, then immediately spit it into the sink. “Oh my God, way too sweet,” I said with a cringe.

“Blech, yeah,” Andrew agreed, swallowing his but with half a cup of water. “Guess the creamer was too much.”

“These are fantastic!” my mother exclaimed, her eyes bugging out. “Good job, you two.”

Andrew and I burst into laughter that was heightened by both the inside part of the joke and the tension bubble bursting.

“What?” my mother asked, taking another cookie. We just kept laughing. “What is it?”

Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS

As my mom disappeared to freshen up post-work, I couldn’t meet Andrew’s gaze. I cleaned the kitchen like my life depended on it. For once, I was relieved when my mother returned.

“So, Andrew,” my mother said, trying to sneak another cookie off the pan without us noticing. “I heard about your shadowing… fun at the dental office last time. Have you given any more thought to my lǎo gōng’s wise advice?”

I looked at him questioningly, but despite what he’d said earlier about being distracted, he was ready.

“Of course, but I’m not worried,” he said easily. “It was my first time, and I’ve already made plans to shadow my parents in a few surgeries over spring break.”

My mother raised an eyebrow, unconvinced. But our house rumbled as the garage door opened and she hurried away to greet my father.

“What happened when you shadowed?” I asked.

His gaze dropped in embarrassment. “Um, it was the closest I’ve ever come to losing my cover. Dentistry is disgusting!” He winced, then joked, “Are you going to drop my rating down to four stars?”

I laughed. “Hey, I hear you. There’s a reason I’m not following in their footsteps, which they’re disappointed about. They’re still pushing me to apply to dental school, ‘just to see.’ ” I mimicked my mother’s voice: “ ‘It’d be perfect, Jing-Jing! The economics classes will help you run the business—you’d be unstoppable! How easy would your life be, inheriting Wang Dental Palace and all our hard-earned patients?’ ”

Andrew lowered his voice and said, “Well, I followed in my grandpa’s footsteps, and it’s what caused the rift between my parents and me.”

My mind filled with questions. What did your grandfather do? What happened to him? What happened with your parents? Do you regret your decision? Are you okay? What… do you think of my situation based on your experiences?

But then I remembered: If I didn’t get rid of Hongbo now, the outcome was so bad I couldn’t even think about it.

Eyes on the douchebag-free prize. Even if it gutted me. “Sorry, but I think you were right before. We need to stick to your rule. To prevent confusion.”