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Chapters (87)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Author’s Note
  4. Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
  5. THANKSGIVING
  6. Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
  7. Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
  8. Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
  9. Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
  10. Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
  11. Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
  12. Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
  13. Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
  14. Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
  15. Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
  16. Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
  17. Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
  18. Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
  19. Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
  20. Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
  21. Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
  22. Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
  23. AFTER THANKSGIVING
  24. Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
  25. Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
  26. Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
  27. Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
  28. Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
  29. Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
  30. Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
  31. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
  32. Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
  33. Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
  34. Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
  35. Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
  36. Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
  37. Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
  38. Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
  39. Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
  40. Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
  41. Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
  42. Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
  43. Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
  44. Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
  45. Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
  46. Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
  47. Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
  48. Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
  49. Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
  50. Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
  51. Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
  52. Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
  53. Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
  54. Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
  55. Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
  56. Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
  57. Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
  58. Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
  59. Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
  60. Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
  61. Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
  62. Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
  63. AFTER NEW YEAR’S
  64. Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
  65. Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
  66. Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
  67. Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
  68. Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
  69. Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
  70. Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
  71. Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
  72. Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
  73. Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
  74. CHINESE NEW YEAR
  75. Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
  76. Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
  77. Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
  78. SPRING BREAK
  79. Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
  80. TODAY
  81. Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
  82. Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
  83. Snippets from Chloe’s application
  84. Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
  85. Acknowledgments
  86. About the Author
  87. Glossary

I used to love Froot Loops as a kid because they’re colorful (I’ve always been more artist than food critic), and the pillow was a present from Jordan

I may love where the pillow came from more than the pillow itself…

But I’ll get you your own xiao zhentou

Then I guess mine would need to be string cheese themed

Either have a picture on it or be shaped like one

Ooh maybe peelable?

Long pause.

I miss you

I… may have been typing that and deleting it and typing it again

Thanks for saying it first

I may have been typing and deleting something else

Three words

Chang’e. Has. Diarrhea.

You should keep her out of your rotation for the rest of the night

She ate too much Sichuan food

Maybe that’s why you didn’t fall asleep earlier

You’re ridiculous

Sleep loose

♥

And Chloe?

It’ll be ok

Someway somehow pieces will fall

And even though it doesn’t feel like it, you will have some control over parts of it

It’s just too fresh for you to see all that right now

Okay

Thanks

♥

Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE

December 27

I hated spit and pus and blood, not to mention the screeching noises and scent of sterilization, but I went with my parents to the office the next day. Sunday. I wasn’t sure if the Kuos had blacklisted us from all church activities or if we were hiding our faces because we had “no face,” but either way, I needed to rack up mooncake points. Lots of them.

And yet, once I was in the back room of Wang Dental Palace preparing to pour Mrs. Lee’s impression, I regretted my decision to come here today.

I gloved and goggled up, sprayed down her impression with way too much CaviCide disinfectant, then prepared the yellow stone mixture. My parents would be so disappointed to learn I’d forgotten the composition of the stone—calcium something?—but they should just be grateful I wasn’t gagging like I had the first time.

I turned on the… vibrating machine—almost called it a vibrator, but no—and pressed the impression tray to it, my hand and the rest of me shaking with each rapid pulse. It made me feel numb, maybe a little invincible in a weird way, like time had slowed but I was still at full speed, Flash-style. Even though it was gross that I was holding a saliva-covered object that was a negative rendering of someone’s teeth, I did kind of like pressing the thick stone mixture to the impression with my spatula and seeing the vibrations turn it to flowing liquid. Watching molecules shift before your eyes—that was the kind of science I could get on board with, though fewer bodily fluids would be great, please.