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Chapters (87)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Author’s Note
  4. Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
  5. THANKSGIVING
  6. Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
  7. Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
  8. Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
  9. Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
  10. Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
  11. Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
  12. Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
  13. Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
  14. Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
  15. Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
  16. Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
  17. Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
  18. Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
  19. Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
  20. Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
  21. Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
  22. Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
  23. AFTER THANKSGIVING
  24. Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
  25. Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
  26. Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
  27. Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
  28. Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
  29. Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
  30. Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
  31. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
  32. Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
  33. Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
  34. Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
  35. Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
  36. Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
  37. Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
  38. Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
  39. Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
  40. Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
  41. Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
  42. Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
  43. Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
  44. Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
  45. Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
  46. Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
  47. Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
  48. Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
  49. Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
  50. Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
  51. Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
  52. Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
  53. Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
  54. Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
  55. Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
  56. Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
  57. Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
  58. Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
  59. Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
  60. Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
  61. Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
  62. Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
  63. AFTER NEW YEAR’S
  64. Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
  65. Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
  66. Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
  67. Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
  68. Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
  69. Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
  70. Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
  71. Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
  72. Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
  73. Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
  74. CHINESE NEW YEAR
  75. Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
  76. Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
  77. Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
  78. SPRING BREAK
  79. Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
  80. TODAY
  81. Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
  82. Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
  83. Snippets from Chloe’s application
  84. Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
  85. Acknowledgments
  86. About the Author
  87. Glossary

“Tiān āh! I don’t know!” She hooked the corset on the nearest rack. “We have to figure out dinner! Will you help me?”

Even though I had known this was coming, I felt terrible for exploiting a sad, sexist part of her life. She was an equal partner in Wang Dental Palace, yet it had always been her job to have food ready on the table and take care of anything involving me.

I put a hand on her shoulder. “Let’s order takeout. We can bring it home.”

She opened her mouth, but I filled in the words for her. “From a Chinese place, for Bǎbá, and on our way home so it doesn’t take too long.”

She nodded, rewarded me with a small smile, then hurried to the register.

“I don’t want anything!” I called after her.

She pulled three extra-large granny panties out of the store’s mesh shopping bag. “I need new underwear; some of us don’t like holes!”

I thought about asking why she wore underwear three times her size—she weighed about a hundred pounds—but I decided I didn’t want to know. Would her beauty standards change for me once I got married, or was there just some weird double standard between her and me I didn’t understand? Like, did she believe I had so many other flaws I had to make up for it in ways she didn’t have to worry about?

I swatted the corset on my way out. Even the smelly mall corridor adjacent to the busiest bathroom was better than this.

Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ

The car ride from the dental office back to the house was silent, as expected. Only a few more hours, then a sleep, then this job would come to a close.

Then Jing-Jing would be a memory.

I found myself wondering what her plan was in regard to me (Andrew) after this, but, not your prerogative. Either I’d get rebooked in the future or I’d never have to think about her or the Wangs again. I laughed to myself that, just like Dr. Wang, I took notes on my jobs too, except mine were to keep things straight in case of rebookings.

After Mr. Wang and I arrived home, I was hoping to have a moment to catch my breath, but he took a seat on the couch—the one space in this house that could be considered temporarily mine—and it was no accident.

Now what?

I thought he might pat the cushion beside him, but he folded his hands in his lap instead, as if waiting to see what I’d do.

So, with a half-hearted smile, I settled in next to him, my left ankle on my knee and my right arm resting across the back of the couch—relaxed, poised, in command.

“You think you know my Jing-Jing?” he asked, his words suspicious but his demeanor cool.