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Chapters (87)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Author’s Note
  4. Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
  5. THANKSGIVING
  6. Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
  7. Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
  8. Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
  9. Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
  10. Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
  11. Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
  12. Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
  13. Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
  14. Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
  15. Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
  16. Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
  17. Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
  18. Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
  19. Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
  20. Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
  21. Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
  22. Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
  23. AFTER THANKSGIVING
  24. Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
  25. Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
  26. Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
  27. Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
  28. Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
  29. Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
  30. Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
  31. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
  32. Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
  33. Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
  34. Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
  35. Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
  36. Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
  37. Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
  38. Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
  39. Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
  40. Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
  41. Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
  42. Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
  43. Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
  44. Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
  45. Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
  46. Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
  47. Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
  48. Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
  49. Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
  50. Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
  51. Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
  52. Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
  53. Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
  54. Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
  55. Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
  56. Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
  57. Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
  58. Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
  59. Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
  60. Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
  61. Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
  62. Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
  63. AFTER NEW YEAR’S
  64. Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
  65. Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
  66. Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
  67. Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
  68. Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
  69. Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
  70. Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
  71. Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
  72. Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
  73. Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
  74. CHINESE NEW YEAR
  75. Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
  76. Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
  77. Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
  78. SPRING BREAK
  79. Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
  80. TODAY
  81. Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
  82. Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
  83. Snippets from Chloe’s application
  84. Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
  85. Acknowledgments
  86. About the Author
  87. Glossary

I hurried around him so he’d have to face me. “Maybe you’re going along with all this because you’re having a really hard time finding a girlfriend and need Mommy and Daddy to do it for you. Why would you need to marry me, someone you supposedly can’t stand—though maybe you’re lying about that, too—if you could get anyone else? Maybe you’re all talk and no game. If someone as ‘inexperienced’ as me doesn’t even want you, maybe no one else does either. Maybe you talk about all your ‘exploits’ to cover up that you’ve had none.” Then I used his own prejudices against him: “Maybe you’re still a virgin.”

“I am not a virgin,” he said with a laugh.

I shrugged. “That’s what you say. You brag about Prime Strip and supersperm because you have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Throughout my volleys, he had slowly been steaming, a kettle about to boil, and with that last comment he exploded. “I’ve had so much sex it would blow your shriveled mind!” Hongbo yelled at me. “And I do have supersperm! I got someone pregnant! She’s due on New Year’s!”

My mouth dropped open. So did Andrew’s. And Hongbo’s.

“That’s not true,” he backtracked. But he knew it was too late. “You can’t tell anyone. No one would believe you. I’ll—I’ll hunt you both down if this gets out. I know people!”

I was still processing. “Your parents wanted me to be with you to, what, fix your reputation with mine? As proof that you’ve changed? To distract people with engagement news so they don’t notice the baby news?” He didn’t answer. “And that’s why you were cut off, as punishment,” I realized. “So this is about the money for you.”

A hopeful look crossed Hongbo’s face. “Well, now that you know, maybe you can help an old friend out?”

I gave him my own pfft—a spit-spraying one.

Andrew spoke to just me. “You should tell your parents about this. Then it’ll be over; they’ll stop pressuring you.”

Hongbo scoffed. “What makes you think they don’t already know?”

My vision blurred. He was lying. He had to be. He was trying to get back at me. Trying to make me angry.

But then his next words rang in my ears. “Your mom told us they’d be honored to help. ‘Jing-Jing is the purest of them all!’ ” he finished, mimicking my mother’s voice saying the catchphrase she only used with me in private—well, I guess, not anymore.

Bloodred shame and red-hot anger exploded into existence simultaneously. The lava coursing through my veins was so overwhelming that my mind blanked for a moment. But when I came to, I knew exactly who to take everything out on.

Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED