For real, I got a mind to Walgreen my ass out a there. But I step closer just to get a better peep. Dags reaching out with what looks like a Dorito and her lips are saying soft sensitive junk to Gwendolyn whos just out a reach shivering real low like dogs do. A little closer, I see how Dags trailed a whole Dorito trail to lure the dog but that dog aint falling for it. Cant tell for sure but Dag might be crying cuz a her huge emotions. Now theres no way I can run off to Walgreen. How am I supposed to leave my best bitch?

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A big brave feeling grabs me. Dags fixed on Gwendolyn, right? And Gwendolyns fixed on Dag? Neither a thems paying attention to me. So I get my creep on and sneak my short ass behind this car without any wheels or doors. I get on my stomach navy seal style and crawl behind this cardboard hill that looks like Deformo probably squats there and I do it easy cuz you know how tight my abs are. Now Im close enough to hear their asses, how Dags all desperate and sad and Gwendolyns moaning and crunching her Doritos both.

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The layouts ideal. Longside the grocery front theres stacked a rusty old washing machine and a big blue postal box on its side and I get right up behind it with Gwendolyn three feet away tops. I pause to get some breaths in and wish I had some a Robbies dog stuff. Doggie toys or doggie rawhide treats, any a that stuff would help right now. Robbie might even know special tricks about how to get a dog to let you be nice. Robbies not here though. I got to do this by myself. I peek around the washing machine real slow and the dogs right there. Right now is when I need to steady hero this scene.

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I leap like a jaguar! Gwendolyn flattens her filthy ass to the cement and Dag cusses a cuss word and then boom, I hit the ground with my arms and legs caging that wild animal. She goes crazy like shes one big hairy muscle, clenching and twisting, but I bust out my courage and stick my hands in that hairy mess and even though theres hot breath and sharp claws flying all over, I grip a hand around a skinny leg and a arm around some bony ass ribs and next thing you know I rock back to my knees and I got that mutt! I got that scraggly ass, mud covered, broke tail having mutt!

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