The wings are attached with beautiful bows to a black leotard so tight you can see through it to Dags bod, except Dag markered the leotard in silver all strategic so you cant peep no nips or bush. Mostly she markered spirals. Spiral tits, spiral shoulders, spiral elbows, spiral bellybutton, spiral knees, spiral booty, and between the spirals she markered even smaller spirals so if you search too hard for nudity you just get dizzy. Trust me on this!

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Dag lifts up her natural arms and her four fake arms come up too cuz theyre connected with strings. It takes me a sec cuz Im a dumb ass, but I realize shes saying come get a hug. That touches my heart and whatnot cuz I havent been feeling the love from Dag since that rough business went down with Gwendolyn.

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Before I go in for the hug Im real thankful I threw my Grishnákh stuff at Robbie cuz that would a been some weak ass Halloween disguise next to this. Besides, man, I can do better than Grishnákh. Tonight Im the biggest hero of all. Im Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur, rightful claimant to the thrones of Arnor and Gondor, and Dags the Half Elf Arwen, youngest child of Elrond of Rivendell, the High Elves last Evenstar and granddaughter of Lady Galadriel. Sure its a shame we cant retire our asses among the Rohirrim near the forest Fangorn where we can plant junk and plow junk and drink fresh goat milk and have intercourse all over the dang farm. But theres a bigger battle and we been called to fight. Thats not a choice. Thats destiny and me and Dag are stuck in it.

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The hug isnt for me though. Dag glides right by. One a my fingers touches her body or her thorax or whatever you call it and thats the best feel I can cop. I turn around and theres Midget. Little sisters standing on the other side the screen door like she forgot what planet shes on. Eyes big as hell. Hands hanging like bricks. Hair glued up in flypaper and she dont even care a hoot.

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I get it. I get it now. Dag didnt invent and design this costume for me. Didnt keep it on the DL for me either. Dag did this, all this, for Midge, she did it for little sister, and when Dag opens the door and steps her insect ass inside I follow behind cuz even though I been left out a the whole hug situation I got a feeling this might be the most important emotional moment I ever see.

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