Well I don't know what they said but I think sexuality is a part of our lives. So what if your Internet sex profile was emailed all over the office? That damn Doctor Faust virus!

Well being fired is so not anything to be embarrassed or humiliated about. I mean if I were you I would be kind of relieved. It was such a demanding job. And some people aren't good under pressure. And then to move here with a brave face. That's so strong-willed of you. You're an inspiration. No really. Like the Liza Minnelli of the new millennium.

I can't believe you found time to pack up and move with all that's happened. Are you OK? Is there anything I can do? It's just that I read all those reports about Askalar, how they are discovering its radically detrimental side effects. And knew you had gone on it in spite of warnings and—

No. You know what? You look great. I think you look amazing. You have matured in your face and I actually prefer you with premature gray!

Wow so many old CDs. You love your music, dontcha? It's funny what people decide to sell. Oh. What's this? Oh MY GOD!! It's Jacob's old band before he hit big, 2 Much! Oh, wait that's right your band too. This is crazy! Four dollars?!?! You could actually make WAY more on eBay, with this, you know. I hope you haven't been just selling a stack of these all day . . .

Sigh. What a pretty day. It must be nice to be outside and enjoy the weather.

Cough cough! Another bus! Cough!

Well, I can't stay too long. I've got so much to do. I'm teaching Pookalan at three, and before that I want to get in a good hour on the Ellipticycle (did you read that CNN.com sidebar article? It's been proven by doctors that a mix of Ellipticycle and other Eastern exercise actually offers better muscle toning and spiritual centering than yoga . . . AND it releases proto-morphins in the brain that have antiaging properties! I'm so glad I never really stopped doing the Ellipticycle) and then I gotta pick up Sam who is deep in rehearsals for the lead in this huge new musical-biography rock opera of the life of Van Gogh.

You didn't hear about it? I guess you've been using newspapers to wrap your glassware. Yeah. Everyone is so intrigued by it, and there was a profile of Sam, interviewing him about his process. Just focusing on how an actor builds a character that promises to be a major performance.

And yes, we're still together—he keeps his love life out of the press. Funny—I never in a million years would have thought we would end up together. I'm so embarrassed! It's like a dumb romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson or something! It's so embarrassing!