Chapters (91)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Prologue
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
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- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
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- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
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- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
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- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
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- Chapter 44
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- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
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- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
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- Chapter 60
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- Chapter 61
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- Chapter 62
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- Chapter 63
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 67
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- Chapter 68
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- Notes
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- ABOUT THE AUTHORS
- Photos
- Coming Soon
When they’re dancing to the jukebox, there’s no need to talk. On New Year’s Eve, John plays an old 78 recording of “As Time Goes By.” Mintz recalls the indelible image: “John was wearing a long black tuxedo with tails, it was snowing, and up in the sky there were flashing fireworks going off.”
After the holidays, John studies up on his old bandmate, telling Yoko that he “had read somewhere that Paul McCartney had made $25 million.”
“OK,” she says, “I’ll try to make the same, but it’s going to take me at least two years.”
John’s made his own timeline. “I wanted to be with Sean the first five years, which are the years that everyone says are the most important in a child’s life.” He teaches himself to cook so that he can prepare Sean’s meals, including fresh bread, saying, “I took a Polaroid of my first loaf. It was like an album coming out of the oven.” Yoko has about as much experience with business as John does with full-time fatherhood, but she’s determined—and armed with a unique asset. “She’s the world’s most famous unknown artist,” John says. “Everyone knows her name, but no one knows what she actually does.”
And what she actually does is: Make money.
They accumulate property—at the Dakota, they amass five apartments: two seventh-floor residences, plus one for guests, another for storage, and a ground-floor studio they use as an office (given its association with Charles Manson, neighbors are startled to see the words helter skelter written in large letters across a wall of the studio; later, it’s painted over to look like a serene blue sky with clouds).
“John and Yoko were as bad as me when it came to shopping,” Elton John says. He rewrites the lyrics to “Imagine” and sends them a card that says, “Imagine six apartments, it isn’t hard to do, one is full of fur coats, another’s full of shoes.”
As John explains, “My insecurity is having too many clothes. That’s a physical manifestation of my insecurity—a closet full of clothes I cannot possibly wear.”
But they’re largely homebodies. Dakota neighbor Roberta Flack, who can often hear the couple rehearsing music, observes, “Most artists like myself tend to keep to themselves.” Film critic Rex Reed, who also lives in the building, says of the couple, “They were home all the time watching TV.”
John and Yoko have few visitors, but on April 24, 1976, the McCartneys drop in and once again find John and Yoko at home. It’s almost midnight when Paul and John tune in to Saturday Night Live. Raquel Welch is hosting the eighteenth episode of the comedy show’s first season, and John Sebastian of the Lovin’ Spoonful is booked to sing his hit theme song “Welcome Back” (from the TV classroom comedy Welcome Back, Kotter).