Chapters (68)
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Praise
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Also by Rupert Holmes
- What’s next onyour reading list?
“Last week, I saw a sign in the Claremont’s lobby saying that Jack Donovan’s orchestra would be appearing in the ballroom. I asked if they knew where your band would be staying and they said, ‘On the premises.’ So yesterday afternoon, I went back and left my note for you.”
She didn’t really look or act much like part of the hotel’s crowd, which tended toward the society set. “What were you doing at the Claremont?”
She laughed again. “Drinking free booze.” I raised my eyebrows and she advised, “It’s a long story.”
I shrugged. “It’s a long day.”
The waiter returned, set down a glass of water and the check for Gail, and departed with a twitch of despair.
She began, “Well, at the end of Prohibition, some killjoys at the university pushed through a local ordinance saying you couldn’t operate a bar within one mile of the Berkeley campus. As if there wasn’t plenty of hooch in all the dorms! Of course, this killed the Claremont, which is right along the border. But as it happens, I do a little cross-country running for Cal Berkeley. I can do a mile in under seven minutes.”
“Pretty good.”
“Well, thanks. So one day, for fun, I decide to run to the Claremont’s gates and it takes me nine minutes. Even accounting for the uphill grade at the very end, I mean, nine minutes to run one mile? I have a friend who’s studying engineering. I had him do a survey and it turns out the Claremont is more than a mile away from the very closest border of the campus. I went to the hotel’s manager with this information, he got it confirmed, and so you’re looking at the reason the Claremont can now serve liquor.” The Reason did a little “voilà” with her arms. “As a thank-you, I get free drinks at the Terrace Lounge for the rest of my life. I’ll probably drink myself to death and get shortchanged.”
(The whole thing sounded very made up, but the bartender at the Terrace Lounge later confirmed to me that this was indeed the case, except for the part about her drinking herself to death.)
I asked about her business proposal.
Gail’s index finger played around in her glass of water. “You’re a jazz musician and a jazz arranger, but you have a classical background. Juilliard, right?” Technically, I’d attended the Institute of Musical Arts before it had merged with its rival, but it was the custom to refer to our alma mater as Juilliard. Gail continued: “Okay, well, I’m a composer, or studying to be. I’m pretty wild. I mean, modern. Schoenberg, Stravinsky, they’re like Kay Kyser compared to the stuff I write. Anyway, the Pavilions of the Pacific part of the fair, that’s right behind us—”