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Chapters (68)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Praise
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Chapter 56
  62. Chapter 57
  63. Chapter 58
  64. Chapter 59
  65. Acknowledgments
  66. About the Author
  67. Also by Rupert Holmes
  68. What’s next onyour reading list?

After about five minutes, I watched Gail hang up the pay phone, but she continued to sit in the booth for another few minutes, even though her conversation was obviously over. Then she opened the door and went to the pharmacist’s counter to have a few words with a druggist whose hair was as white as his uniform. She shaded her eyes as if the sun were shining into them. The druggist fetched her a squarish tin with a black-and-tan label, offered a few words of counsel, and rang up her purchase. She gave him a dollar and he made a great silliness of counting out her change. Men.

I had no idea how Gail had gotten into the store without me seeing her, but if it was all quite innocent, she would certainly walk right out the front door over to where she expected me to be waiting on the sidewalk.

It was not all quite innocent.

She slipped out the back of the store, where clearly there was also a nearby rear entrance to the Berkeley Women’s Independent Collegiate Club.

Once she left, I moved quickly to the pharmacist’s station. I picked out a pack of Beeman’s gum and casually commented, “Funny thing. I heard what the young lady was ordering and that’s exactly what my wife told me to pick up, too.”

He nodded and went to his shelves. “We get a lot of call for it this time of year. Between allergies and infestation.” This last phrase was an odd one. He put a black-and-tan tin into a paper bag for me. “Make sure it doesn’t come in contact with your skin. Diluted it’s fine. Unless you drink it, of course. That wouldn’t be a good idea.”

I looked into the bag. “Boric acid,” I said. “Sounds dangerous.”

“It is, to pests, but it’s safe for humans as long as you don’t do something foolish like eat it straight out of the container. Keep it away from baby, if you have one.”

I said I would, if I did. He counseled, “Your wife’s eyes are irritated, I assume?”

“Allergies,” I said.

He nodded. “Mix half a teaspoon with two cups warm water. Bathe each eye for about a minute. If she doesn’t have an eye bath, an eggcup or shot glass will do just fine.”

“Do most people buy it for allergies, like that girl who was just in here?”

He smiled sadly. “Well, she either wanted to poison the man who broke her heart or to soothe her eyes from the tears he caused her to cry.”

I looked at him, not understanding.

He said, with some pride, “A pharmacist is trained to be observant. That girl had clearly just been crying.”

Chapter 12

12

Berkeley Square

Outside the Rexall, I stuck a stick of gum in my mouth and tossed the bag containing the tin of boric acid into a trash can.