Chapters (87)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Author’s Note
- Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
- THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
- Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
- Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
- Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
- Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
- Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
- Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
- Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
- Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
- Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
- Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
- Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
- Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
- Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
- AFTER THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
- Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
- Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
- Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
- Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
- Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
- CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
- Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
- Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
- Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
- Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
- Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
- Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
- Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
- Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
- Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
- Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
- Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
- Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
- Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
- Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
- Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
- Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
- Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
- Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
- Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
- Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
- Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
- Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
- Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
- Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
- Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
- Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
- Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
- Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
- AFTER NEW YEAR’S
- Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
- Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
- Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
- Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
- Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
- Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
- Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
- Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
- Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
- Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
- CHINESE NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
- Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
- Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
- SPRING BREAK
- Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
- TODAY
- Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
- Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
- Snippets from Chloe’s application
- Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Glossary
She shook her head. “No need. My mom stocks up from Costco, exactly for this purpose.”
“Some things transcend oceans and culture, right? Prunes must really work.”
We were both laughing—genuinely—when the door opened.
Chloe
My parents hugged me, and then my mother hugged Andrew stiffly while my father stuck an unenthusiastic hand out.
Once inside, Andrew handed them the poinsettia he’d brought, which my mother placed in front of the fireplace beside the still-full box containing the unassembled artificial tree.
My father cleared his throat. “We are so sorry to do this, but we were called into the office with a couple of last-minute emergencies. You know how it is before the holidays: the pain threshold changes and patients call when they normally wouldn’t have.”
Damn it. That was hard-earned paid-for time we were losing.
“Maybe they can come with us?” my mother suggested.
My dad glanced at Andrew—and not that subtly—before saying, “I already called Patricia to come in and assist. It’ll be quicker that way.”
What was that about? I mouthed to Andrew. He bit his lip and looked away guiltily.
Once my parents were out the door, I started wondering how this empty stretch could best serve our mission, but Andrew already had a plan.
He rubbed his hands together. “It’s time.”
“For what?”
His hands burst apart as he said excitedly, “Christmas cookies!”
I blinked at him.
His hands dropped to his sides. “Are you not a fan of baking Christmas cookies?”
I shrugged. “I’ve never made them before.”
“Well, let’s remedy that and give you some data so you can decide where you stand.”
“No milk, no baking powder, and ten-year-old vanilla extract,” Andrew said, drumming his fingers on the counter after he’d scoured every nook and cranny of the kitchen. “The milk one is really the wrench.”
I grabbed his arm. “Holy crap, does this explain Frankenbāo?”
His mouth dropped open. “Maybe. Partially. I also have been wondering—yes, I’ve spent way too much time thinking about it—if there’s something related to the fact that sweet and savory seem to go together more in Chinese cuisine, and maybe that’s part of your mom’s inspiration?”
I pointed a finger at him because he was onto something. “Oh my God. She hates American sausages because they’re ‘just salty,’ and she loves the Chinese ones that have a little sweetness to them. Oh! And! She used to tell me about these sausages she’d go to Tainan to get, with sugar in the middle.”
He snapped, then pointed at me, saying one word per gesture. “Mystery. Solved.”
“You put the Drew in Nancy Drew, Andrew,” I joked.
He gave me such a strange, unreadable look I opened the fridge for something to do. “We have coffee creamer,” I announced after poking through.
“Your parents drink coffee?” He came over to peer into the fridge with me.