Chapters (87)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Author’s Note
- Author’s Note about Mandarin Words
- THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 1 MATCH.COM ON STEROIDS
- Drew CHAPTER 2 JUST ANOTHER DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 3 ROUND 1
- Drew CHAPTER 4 JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
- Chloe CHAPTER 5 MIDNIGHT MOONCAKES
- Chloe CHAPTER 6 FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 7 NON-FRANKENBĀO
- Chloe CHAPTER 8 BÀI TUŌ
- Drew CHAPTER 9 PÒNG!
- Drew CHAPTER 10 LINE
- Chloe CHAPTER 11 HOOK, LINE, SINKER
- Drew CHAPTER 12 DR. HUANG
- Chloe CHAPTER 13 FREE WILLY
- Drew CHAPTER 14 QUIZ
- Chloe CHAPTER 15 THE LAST HURRAH
- Chloe CHAPTER 16 PRETENDING
- Chloe CHAPTER 17 OFF THE CLOCK
- AFTER THANKSGIVING
- Chloe CHAPTER 18 BETTER SKIN
- Drew CHAPTER 19 FOOL
- Drew CHAPTER 20 HEAD BANGING
- Chloe CHAPTER 21 A TEXT A DAY
- Chloe CHAPTER 22 BA-BOOP-BOOP
- Drew CHAPTER 23 ELIZA SCHUYLER
- Chloe CHAPTER 24 ARMOR
- CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 25 CHRISTMAS COOKIES
- Chloe CHAPTER 26 THE PRICE OF PEARS
- Drew CHAPTER 27 O CHRISTMAS TREE
- Chloe CHAPTER 28 LUMINOUS
- Drew CHAPTER 29 GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
- Chloe CHAPTER 30 PRIME STRIP
- Drew CHAPTER 31 SHARKY SEA
- Chloe CHAPTER 32 SHATTERED
- Chloe CHAPTER 33 MIÀNZI
- Drew CHAPTER 34 UTERUS IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 35 WONTONS
- Drew CHAPTER 36 FALLEN
- Drew CHAPTER 37 HOLY HELL
- Chloe CHAPTER 38 NONWHITE CHRISTMAS
- Drew CHAPTER 39 FOR REALS
- Chloe CHAPTER 40 FISH BALLS
- Drew CHAPTER 41 BETWEEN A SHÍTÓU AND A HARD PLACE
- Drew CHAPTER 42 CHÁNG’É
- Chloe CHAPTER 43 ANSWERS
- Drew CHAPTER 44 CLOSING IN
- Chloe CHAPTER 45 DR. LIN
- Drew CHAPTER 46 THREE SUNS
- Chloe CHAPTER 47 FALLING FALLING FALLING
- Chloe CHAPTER 48 HOURGLASS
- Chloe CHAPTER 49 WANG DENTAL PALACE
- Drew CHAPTER 50 FULL ROM-COM
- Chloe CHAPTER 51 BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
- Chloe CHAPTER 52 MOVING FORWARD
- Chloe CHAPTER 53 THE TALK
- Chloe CHAPTER 54 PICKLE
- Chloe CHAPTER 55 FAREWELL FRANKENBREAKFAST
- AFTER NEW YEAR’S
- Chloe CHAPTER 56 REIMMERSION
- Chloe CHAPTER 57 PURGATORY
- Chloe CHAPTER 58 THE CLIFF
- Drew CHAPTER 59 ABOUT TIME
- Chloe CHAPTER 60 HELL OF A GREETING
- Drew CHAPTER 61 I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE
- Chloe CHAPTER 62 FLYING
- Drew CHAPTER 63 SOARING
- Chloe CHAPTER 64 MY KIND OF FISH BALL
- Chloe CHAPTER 65 COLD
- CHINESE NEW YEAR
- Drew CHAPTER 66 BUNS
- Drew CHAPTER 67 DREW CHAN
- Chloe CHAPTER 68 VALENTINE’S DAY
- SPRING BREAK
- Chloe CHAPTER 69 SCAMPERING MOUSE
- TODAY
- Drew CHAPTER 70 EPILOGUE
- Chloe CHAPTER 71 EPILOGUE
- Snippets from Chloe’s application
- Sample of Rent for Your ’Rents Classification Chart
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Glossary
Genevieve grabbed Christa’s tiara and put it on my head, then yelled, “One more!” way too loudly in my ear. Because Drew was in the background of my shot, I made Gen move to one side before snapping the photo. When I stowed my phone, Drew was looking at me, intense and enigmatic. He’d definitely noticed, but I wasn’t sure if he knew what was going on. With an easy smile pasted on my face, I grabbed his hand and spun him to me.
I tried to enjoy myself. The lights thrown around the room were invigorating; the DJ was playing my favorite hits from today and from high school, the latter of which was especially fun with Genevieve here; and, finally, Drew was starting to melt into both the music and me.
We’d found our rhythm. His body moved smoothly and, yes, quite sexily to not just the beat, but also the intricacies beneath. Definitely trained. The way his shoulders moved one way but his hips and head another proved he’d had more practice than just dancing in front of a bathroom mirror like me. Damn, was it hot, and I found myself pressing my pelvis to his, then kissing him like I wanted to swallow his essence.
Except… his mouth wasn’t as inviting as usual.
I pulled back. “Everything okay?” I yelled.
But then a camera flashed to my right and I turned in time to see Genevieve’s devilish grin. Just as the song happened to decrease in volume, Genevieve shouted for all to hear, “For proof that your pussy isn’t shriveled.” I’d forgotten I had previously told her Hongbo’s comments—in private, for a shoulder to lean on.
I stopped cold, too stunned by what she’d said. Everyone near us laughed.
“What? I said it’s not shriveled,” Gen yelled, but her words were drowned out by the laughter and crescendoing bassline.
I was still frozen with embarrassment, but Gen didn’t notice because she’d turned back to her phone, thumbs flying. And then the panic set in. Because that picture was damning.
“Can you not post that?” I asked, and Drew’s hands left my hips.
“Why not?” Gen asked, giving me her I don’t understand you look, which hadn’t changed with time. “If I were you, I’d be plastering this one’s face everywhere,” she joked, jabbing a stubby thumb in Drew’s direction. Then her face changed. “Wait, do your parents not know about him?”
“No, they do,” I said truthfully. “It’s just… complicated.” Like, he’s supposed to be in Chicago right now. My eyes flicked over to Christa, and Gen came to my rescue.
“No worries,” she said with a smile. She gave me a wide-eyed look, asking me to tell her the details later, in private. I reluctantly nodded.