Back Pride and Protest
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Joseph Park came over at lunchtime with bags of groceries. He went over everything in his bags with Liza and Chicho and shared his butter chicken recipe as he made it. The entire time he cooked, he also chatted and flirted with every woman in the house, making Chicho blush and threaten him with her flip-flop. Liza watched the door, thinking that Dorsey would stop by, text, or call.

Park caught her eye and casually mentioned that Dorsey had meetings all day until the evening and would probably catch up with them separately. That was the last time Liza looked at the door. She settled into Park’s friendliness.

When Chicho left to take a conference call, Park sidled up next to Liza. “So explain something to me.” Park put fresh coriander and garam masala back into his bags.

“Sure.”

“Last night, my friend was pacing and smoking like a maniac in his loft with your tiny little shirt on. He’ll need surgery to get that shirt off!” Liza laughed.

“Seems like things got wild on your ride home, so I feel like I don’t even need to tell you that Dorsey is really one of the nicest guys that I know,” Park said.

“Wow, I’m getting the ‘don’t eff with my friend’ speech,” Liza said. Should she ask Park about Jennifer? About whether he had given her the same speech? Did men like this even see her in the same way as they saw a person like Jennifer?

“Well, yes, he’s serious about everything. And if you’re not . . .” Park let himself trail off. “I’m just telling you he’s a fantastic guy. He just recently stopped a friend from making the worst mistake of his life.”

“Oh really?” Gossip? Liza was all in. She didn’t care if she knew the parties or not.

“Yes, really. His friend was dating a complete ice queen. He says that the girl’s family was really embarrassing. And the girl was this beauty queen, but she didn’t really seem that into him except for his money. But this guy was head over heels for this girl, like about to go down on one knee. No prenup, no discussion, just like that.” If Park noticed Liza’s face fall, he said nothing. “My boy Dorsey was like, ‘Oh hell no.’ ”

“Was he?” Liza’s grip tightened on the plate. She knew it was Janae like she knew her own last name. Dorsey had plotted to separate her sister and David while dating Jennifer. It was exactly what men like him thought of women like Liza and Janae—fuck, don’t marry.