Back Pride and Protest
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

I guess you saw the post! Can’t keep people who are meant to be apart! Sorry you got mixed up in all of this. David is such a man-child.

“Yeah, so her and Dorsey are together, and I guess she wants to hook David up with his sister,” Janae said miserably.

Liza gulped. “Her and Dorsey are together?” Someone breathed in her ear, or in her head, she wasn’t sure. Side chick.

“I don’t know. I hate to gossip. It’s just you were right about them. The whole family’s trash.”

Liza only nodded. “Mm-hmm.”

Liza was exhausted, and the day had only just begun. “The trick is to find something interesting, even in the least interesting places,” she told Chicho.

“Find something interesting in uninteresting places, check.”

A whole seven hours later, Liza had a topic schedule laid out for fifty half-hour spots and also started calling and lining up speakers. In the next few days, they would record a few of the episodes to bank.

“Okay, Liza, I think my head is about to explode. Can we be done for today? I want you to tell me all about Joseph Park. I know I’m a newly married woman, but he is a man of mystery, and I have to know what happened yesterday.”

“Joseph Park is a great guy, but really, nothing happened between us.” The only way to lie was to tell the truth a little.

“I don’t get you. Why don’t you want to tell me things all of a sudden? This is something that we would both be squealing over, and now you’re keeping this to yourself.”

“Chicho, I’m telling you there’s nothing.”

“Joseph Park just texted Colin to say he wanted to come by and make you butter chicken for lunch tomorrow. Can you explain why a world-famous chef is coming over here to make you food?”

Liza shrugged. “Maybe he lost a bet.”

“You are full of it, Liza, and I’m going to find out why.”

The next morning, Colin took Liza and Fredo on a tour of Alexandria like it was a Tuscan village in Italy. He went on and on and on about the architecture, about the culture, and by noon, Liza knew an extraordinary amount about old houses in Alexandria. And absolutely nothing new about Colin and Chicho.

Part of her wanted to make sure that her friend was truly happy. She hated to say this, but she was looking for clues or signs of regret, for Chicho to run to her and say, “I was wrong about everything.”

But it didn’t look like that moment was ever coming, and Liza had to come to the slow realization that her friend was happy with her choice. Perhaps the least she could do would be to be happy that her friend was happy.