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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“I think Janae was embarrassed after the snowstorm. She got a little too tipsy. We went a little fast,” David said. “We’re taking it slow. I’m getting a sense that she needs that right now.”

Dorsey poured the drink out into the sink and started again. “There are rooms full of women who would’ve called you back in minutes, you know.”

“I don’t want those women, and if you’re honest with yourself, neither do you.”

Dorsey tipped more tequila into the mug. “Against my better judgment, I followed up with one of those ‘no’ women. I thought we were having a great time, and then she runs into someone she knows, and it’s like she didn’t want to be seen with me in front of anyone. And do you know what I did?” Dorsey asked. “I suggested she ride home with the asshole.”

David shook his head. “It just sounds like she was being discreet, Dorsey.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, since this meme stuff, you’re a pretty public figure. It just sounds like discretion to me.”

Dorsey blinked. It was like someone splashed a warm bucket of water over his head.

Discretion, not rejection.

Liza had a hell of a reason to play it cool with him in public. Hell, if he was in his right mind, he would have been walking five steps behind her himself—especially in front of an absolute wolf like Isaiah. They were recognizable people on opposite sides of a struggle.

What if the board had seen images of him looking like a besotted fool? He would be out on his ear. And how could he have put her in that position of choosing between a fun night out and her entire reputation? He remembered her burning look. He had misunderstood, and worse, he had been unchivalrous. The phone burned in his hand. He took a deep breath and texted Liza.

Question number 18: What is your most treasured memory?

Nothing.

Okay, he deserved that.

“Dorsey, I’m starting to think your phone is the only person in this room.” David stood up to go.

“I’m sorry.” Dorsey snuck another glance at his phone. “But I see your point in giving Janae another chance. Is there some gift you can give her to make up—I mean, you have nothing to make up. I’m just thinking aloud here. Maybe we could get them a Christmas tree?” Dorsey’s mind raced, and his heart did a little flip. David’s eternal optimism was actually useful.

“A Christmas tree? Are you insane? Why?” David laughed.

“I think it would mean a lot.”

“I can’t lug a Douglas fir up five flights of stairs!”

“I’ll help you deliver it.” If he had misinterpreted Liza and left her to take the train, there weren’t enough trees in the world that would bring him back into her good graces.

MODERN WOMAN