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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“They want to see that you’re taking this position seriously. Win at Netherfield Court and they’ll take the training wheels off, Dorsey, I’m sure of it. Why don’t you bring David?”

Dorsey considered it. It could be a double whammy. David worked for their New York office, and he was the son of Robert Bradley, a board member and one of his father’s oldest friends. It could work. People loved David. “I’ll ask him,” Dorsey agreed. “There is also some local discontent with the new buildings, and David may be a good person to smooth things out.”

“I heard about that. Are you going to address it?” Gigi asked.

Dorsey summoned his Tesla. “God, no. I’m going to beef up security.”

BABYLON

You’re live with Liza B., the only DJ who gives a jam. We have Tim from Anacostia on the line. What’s on your mind, Tim?” Liza cooed.

“Hey, Liza, tell me you’ve heard about this party at Netherfield Court. My sisters are acting like the Super Bowl is in town.”

“Oh, I heard about it all right. And I’m not mad at anybody trying to find love, but I agree that we have to look at the bigger picture here. They were foolish enough to give me a ticket, Tim, and you better believe I won’t be there kissing frogs! These guys won’t know what in the matcha-green-tea-latte hit ’em.”

“Changed your tune since last week, eh?”

Liza straightened her shoulders. “You can do a lot of damage from inside the machine, Tim.”

“Bob Marley said Babylon is everywhere.”

“And we can fight it from anywhere,” Liza finished. “Let me help set the mood. Download my playlist. I’m posting it . . . now. Feel my feels. Here’s the first song on there.”

Excitement pulsed through her. They would turn Booth G into a shrine when she was gone. She adjusted her headphones and spoke into the microphone.

“The time is now. I know you’ve heard of a flash mob. Everyone gets together and spontaneously dances. At this Netherfield pity party, get ready for a flash protest! Show up, grab a sign, and smile for the world!”

“Liza, will you be bailing people out of the jail they all gonna throw our asses in for trespassing on a private event?” This caller was a tad peevish.

“I wonder if MLK wondered who would bail him out as he wrote his letters in a Birmingham jail?” Liza countered.

“You ain’t no MLK, and I ain’t going to jail so you can go viral.”

“Yes, live comfortably, Caller Thirteen.” Liza hung up the phone. “Many are called for the revolution, but few are chosen, folks. Meet me. Dare greatly.” Liza had read this somewhere, and it seemed appropriate now.