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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“L, what’s up on the plans?” Chicho raised her eyebrows at the last word. Liza realized she had stupidly left her picket signs with the last person she should have. “Do I have the wrong night?” Chicho’s lips pressed together in concern.

“Liza, I know you are not trying to stir up any trouble here!” Beverly warned. “Look at your sister.”

Liza saw Janae tilt her head in that funny way that always made men stare. Liza had practiced that delicate tilt in the mirror for as long as she could remember, but she only ever looked like she had a crick in her neck. Her sister was enchanted by this boy. And after everything Janae had lost, she deserved an enchanting night. The guilt pricking her insides was warring with the embarrassment she would feel if she didn’t pull off her pop-up protest. Not only that, but Granny was the belle of the horticulture ball after everyone went gaga over the state of her roses, so she and some professional gardeners were deep in conversation.

“Momma, you see the type of people we’re dealing with? Janae could find a man ten times better than this guy.” Liza pulled away, but her mother grabbed her arm and intertwined it with hers. From an onlooker’s perspective, it didn’t look hostile or painful at all. “Ma! Let me go.”

“Don’t you get upset over that Dorsey boy.” Her mother’s mind was back on matchmaking. “Men like that marry top models and have them sign ironclad prenups and divorce them once the newness wears off.”

“Momma, please, I said I was fine. May I go now?”

When Bev released her daughter’s elbow, Liza shot out like a racer. She didn’t have time to be embarrassed about Dorsey’s discourtesy, but the way she ran out of the ballroom was probably giving everyone that impression. I don’t care. She had spent hours on this, and the signs were ready for prime time. Nearly every local and national news outlet was here today. It was now or never. Liza pushed open the double doors to see the charred remains of her signs.

IT’S ELECTRIC