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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“What sense does that make when someone is losing their job?” Liza’s mic swiveled and nearly hit Pantsuit in the face. She hopped back and straightened her suit. Liza pressed her nails into her palms.

“I’ll just leave you to collect your things,” Pantsuit said quietly.

The door closed with a soft click, and Liza threw her headphones into the cluttered corner. Everyone was right about her, and she had been wrong about everything. What had she gained for sticking her neck out? Liza’s mind tumbled forward into the inevitable conversation with her mother. She would sigh. It would be impossible for her to pass up the chance to say “I told you so.” Her brother and LeDeya would laugh behind their hands. Granny would shake her head.

She had been blinded by WIC’s charm, but she had done actual work on that proposal, and she deserved to be paid for it. She’d been avoiding WIC, but if she could get a small fee for her work, it could hold her over until she got an inevitable office temp job. It was time for her to get real about her future. If she wanted to do international human aid, she would start where she was—improving the city block by block.

OFF THE RAILS

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Sharon, this is my third time reminding you that DFitz and DFatz are two different accounts. I have not had the board meeting yet, but I appreciate the company’s speculation about my job security.

I hear we’ve put an intern on suspension for excessive tardies. After investigation, I found that he lost his apartment and now has to make it here from Jersey every morning. Reverse this suspension immediately. And let’s try to supplement his train ticket or flex his hours. In the future, I would like us to be more thoughtful in our punitive approach to changes in work performance.

Respectfully,

D

Ten men and one woman sat with lips pursed and arms folded around a polished oak table. The weather was warm, but the temperature inside the boardroom was glacial. No one fidgeted, no one coughed into their sleeve, no one reached for the carafe of coffee on the table. They sat in stony, unified silence as he reported the lack of movement on the Netherfield properties. He was launching into reason number seven why permits had been blocked and agreements were unsigned.

“Dorsey, look, this thing has gone off the rails. My grandkids are showing me memes of you and that rabble-rouser every time I turn around. You brought her to our gala?”

“Her grandmother’s garden—”

“You brought her and danced with her. You looked like a damned fool out there.”

“Don’t you see she is turning the tide of public opinion? Do you see she is winning?” a dark-haired man said.