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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

The last burst of light streaked across the sky, and Dorsey exhaled a slow breath. “Thank you all for coming tonight!” he said to the crowd. “I asked you here to celebrate someone you already know. The only DJ who gives a jam, Liza Bennett!” The crown erupted in cheers. “By now, you should all have your bamboo lantern or your candle on a banana leaf. By lighting them, I invite us to let go of what has been weighing us down, all of our fears. Tonight I want us to light our lanterns to”—his voice shook—“new beginnings.” Dorsey’s eyes met hers. “Liza, I love you. I, Blank Datu-Ramos, love you, Alizé Bennett!” The crowd roared.

Liza grabbed the mic. “Just Liza is fine,” she told the crowd. Dorsey turned the mic off and handed it to an attendant.

“I want to ask you question number 37 privately,” Dorsey said.

“There are only thirty-six questions in the app, Dorsey,” Liza reminded him.

He smiled and took a deep breath. “Liza, will you marry me?”

Liza could barely breathe. Hundreds of small, glowing floats made from banana leaves were placed in the water. The Anacostia River was positively ablaze with everyone’s hopes and dreams. Over her head, hundreds of candlelit lanterns of various sizes made from a thin gossamer fabric stretched and floated into the sky.

“You don’t have to answer now.” Dorsey took their huge lantern and scribbled out a note. Liza made out the words Netherfield Must Go in print. She wrote First Impressions on her own right before she lit the base. The lantern gently floated up and met the others in the sky. In the dark of night, the floating lanterns took on a filtered sodium glow, and it looked like they were at the bottom of a champagne glass. Above her and below her, the shimmering points of light blazed. She put her old mistakes away, and when she looked up at Dorsey, her heart was ready to walk fearlessly into her new purpose.

“Yes.”

Dorsey’s hands clasped hers, and his slightly sweaty palms trembled. She turned to look at him, and he was already drawing near her. When his mouth met hers, the shutters clicked, and the murmuring fell away. He was all there was and all there would ever be.

EPILOGUE

The basement at Mount Tabernacle African Methodist Episcopal Church was at fire hazard capacity. Liza looked down at her feet, vivid and glittering green against the garish red carpet, and tried to imagine them swollen. She held a fresh bouquet her mother had strong-armed a florist for. Janae pulled at her peacock-feather shawl. Her sister hated feathers, a fussy holdover from her pageant days, but Bev had insisted. Now all the women stood around her looking like the Supremes as the pastor recited his third (and counting) vow.