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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“I told him everything about my past and about my son, and my struggle with alcohol, and how I chickened out on him too,” Janae whispered.

“Oh, Janae, I can’t believe you told him,” Liza said. “How did he take it?”

“He was amazing. I went to see his dad. He told me he wanted his father to see”—Janae paused, getting teary—“the woman he’s going to marry.”

“Did you tell Ma?” Maurice asked.

“Oh god no. Let me enjoy it for a minute.”

“You know that she’s going to be the happiest woman alive for all of the wrong reasons?” Liza said.

“Can we get her in some woke classes?” Maurice asked.

“I think it’s too late for her. Save yourself, Reece,” Liza shot back.

They laughed, and Janae asked the attendant if there was a speaker system. They played Janae’s favorite Go-Go from the Backyard Band over the airplane speakers as they touched down in DC.

JOHN WAYNE

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: RE: I thought you should know

Dorsey, I almost fell over in my chair! You sneaky bastard! Was Liza the mezcal girl? One of the No Women? I’m so happy you came to your senses. I got a weird feeling about you two during the snowstorm. Janae and I even talked about it. You two just couldn’t stop circling each other! But you shot yourself in the foot so bad when you first met we thought there was no coming back from it. Ha! That’s the real story! We are going to have epic double dates!

David

Dorsey saw Liza on the tarmac first, her ivory and blue high-waisted linen pants blowing in the wind and his shirt still tied at the waist. Did she know how many women would kill to look so effortlessly elegant?

Gigi whistled. “She can have those pants. Who was I kidding? I can never do justice to them again.”

Dorsey privately agreed. The pants obeyed the lines of Liza’s body, and they looked tailored to her. Her family looked mostly intact as they tumbled out of the plane, perhaps a bit less gracefully. Maurice looked like he’d taken a beating, and LeDeya looked like she’d taken a tongue lashing. Their bags and pockets were full to bursting with the gourmet snacks from the jet.

They had all rallied to protect their family. Fifty-six thousand dollars was such a small sum to be anyone’s life savings, but they had done everything in their power to retrieve it. If his family were still intact, he liked to think they would do the same.