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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. MAN SHORTAGE
  4. ADVERSITY
  5. BABYLON
  6. MERINO WOOL
  7. THE MONEY
  8. IT’S ELECTRIC
  9. MR. MEME
  10. HALFWAY IN LOVE
  11. THE DRY HUMPING
  12. BAD WEREWOLF PORN
  13. ACTION OVER DELIBERATION
  14. BUTTERMILK PIE
  15. SEVEN LIFETIMES
  16. THE HOTEL WASHINGTON TREATY
  17. BULL VS. COW
  18. ONE OF THOSE “NO” WOMEN
  19. MODERN WOMAN
  20. PLUS-ONE
  21. DESPITE APPEARANCES
  22. LOVEMAKING PRACTICE
  23. ENTANGLED
  24. CAT GIFS
  25. BROWN, BUT NOT TOO DARK
  26. CHEAT CODE
  27. BOILED POTATOES
  28. SELF-CHECKOUT
  29. BETTER JUDGMENT
  30. 8:15
  31. TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE
  32. OUTSIDE THE TENT
  33. OFF THE RAILS
  34. DATU
  35. CLOSED CIRCUIT
  36. TROJAN HORSE
  37. MISTER
  38. JOHN WAYNE
  39. REFINING FIRE
  40. EPILOGUE
  41. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  42. NIKKI PAYNE
  43. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  44. Excerpt from SEX, LIES AND SENSIBILITY
  45. TL;DR
  46. About the Author
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Lol no way he’s getting in there.

This outfit is Fort Knox.

Make sure your shirt doesn’t have snaps. winking face

Oh, why did he have to mention that night! She was flooded with images—his shaking thumbs attempting to free her shirt, his knuckles and her breast one deep breath away from touching, and those eyes when he’d looked down at her. She had never met a man with such a blistering gaze. After some time, she finally replied and tried to find some chill that she did not feel.

I’ve been #buttonsonly since that night.

Glad to see you’ve taken the proper precautions.

A knock on the door scared Liza enough to make her jump. Why was her heart hammering? Why did she feel so guilty? Like she was in here eating the last of Granny’s pie.

“I need the bathroom, Liza,” Janae huffed.

“Go to Mom’s!”

“I need this one, it’s got my rollers.” Liza rolled her eyes and watched the three dots blink on her screen. God forbid Janae was kept away from her roller set.

“One minute!” she stammered.

Oh, almost forgot. Do you know anything about the Pinoy rap scene?

Wow. Yes actually. It’s kind of a deep hobby of mine.

Cool, cool. Let’s hook up later. I need help curating a playlist.

OK hand

She smiled at that and unlocked the door. Janae looked at her quizzically when she blew past her.

LOVEMAKING PRACTICE

From: EliteEvents

To: [email protected]

Ok, we went ahead and added the dance floor setup to the room. It was a last-minute request, so the price is more than quoted in the itemized list. Can we expect a dance floor for future events as well?

Awaiting your reply,

Tom, Elite Events

Dorsey spent the entire week blowing through his Treasurer cigarettes. When those were done, he chewed gum. Now, tonight, mere hours before the event, he was a bundle of nerves. He would ask Liza to dance, that he knew. But her reaction was hers. He hoped to publicly make up for the meme, for the embarrassment he had caused her. And to spend a few glorious minutes holding her without the crippling guilt or the threat of memes.