Chapters (52)
- COVER PAGE
- DEDICATION
- PART ONE
- ONE
- TWO
- THREE
- FOUR
- FIVE
- SIX
- SEVEN
- EIGHT
- NINE
- TEN
- ELEVEN
- TWELVE
- THIRTEEN
- FOURTEEN
- FIFTEEN
- SIXTEEN
- SEVENTEEN
- EIGHTEEN
- PART TWO
- NINETEEN
- TWENTY
- TWENTY-ONE
- TWENTY-TWO
- TWENTY-THREE
- TWENTY-FOUR
- TWENTY-FIVE
- TWENTY-SIX
- TWENTY-SEVEN
- TWENTY-EIGHT
- TWENTY-NINE
- THIRTY
- THIRTY-ONE
- THIRTY-TWO
- THIRTY-THREE
- THIRTY-FOUR
- THIRTY-FIVE
- THIRTY-SIX
- THIRTY-SEVEN
- THIRTY-EIGHT
- THIRTY-NINE
- FORTY
- FORTY-ONE
- FORTY-TWO
- FORTY-THREE
- FORTY-FOUR
- FORTY-FIVE
- FORTY-SIX
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Grabbing her phone to make some notes, she noticed the date. It was her parents’ wedding anniversary next Thursday. She had to do something to avert the annual disaster of her father either completely forgetting or buying a mildly offensive gift, like a new iron. Smiling, she opened her iMessage app.
Evie: Benny, you free to help me with a crazy scheme on Thursday?
Benny: Sure. They don’t call me Ben Crazy Scheme Feldman for nothing!
‘So, let me get this straight. You’re putting on a romantic dinner for your parents, pretending your dad organised it, all to prevent a divorce that you have no idea will actually happen?’ Ben asked. He was standing in the kitchen next to Evie, wearing a Donnie Darko tee and faded blue jeans. He grabbed a handful of chocolate popcorn from the bowl in the centre of the table—Evie had already followed through with point six of her list—and shoved it in his mouth.
Evie chopped a carrot on the benchtop with a little too much vehemence. ‘I do have an idea. In fact, I am one hundred per cent certain that if I don’t intervene my parents will get divorced, mainly due to the fact that my dad is pissed off that my mum is still miffed about moving to London, and my mum is over keeping her family together on her own. So they’re destined to live unhappily ever after, dating inadequate people who are far too young for them and spending their retirement alone and eating oily Chinese takeaway night after night,’ Evie said, her messy top knot flapping with each cathartic knife stroke.
‘That’s a very specific fear,’ Ben said mildly.
It was early afternoon on the day of Peter and Anna’s anniversary. The sun was shining through the kitchen window, and Evie knew both her parents would be at work for the next couple of hours. Her plan was simple. Cook a romantic feast for two, and make her mum think that her dad had orchestrated the whole thing. Easy! She and Ben had spent the morning they had set aside to plan their first podcast shopping at the local supermarket and cooking all of Anna’s favourite foods.
‘You’ve been acting weird recently, Berry,’ Ben said, beginning to whip eggs for the souffle.
‘And what’s that supposed to mean?’
‘Just an observation.’ He shrugged. ‘You okay?’
‘I guess I’ve been a bit off,’ Evie admitted.
Ben raised his eyebrows, silently prodding her to continue.