Back Fancy Meeting You Here
Chapters (52)
  1. COVER PAGE
  2. DEDICATION
  3. PART ONE
  4. ONE
  5. TWO
  6. THREE
  7. FOUR
  8. FIVE
  9. SIX
  10. SEVEN
  11. EIGHT
  12. NINE
  13. TEN
  14. ELEVEN
  15. TWELVE
  16. THIRTEEN
  17. FOURTEEN
  18. FIFTEEN
  19. SIXTEEN
  20. SEVENTEEN
  21. EIGHTEEN
  22. PART TWO
  23. NINETEEN
  24. TWENTY
  25. TWENTY-ONE
  26. TWENTY-TWO
  27. TWENTY-THREE
  28. TWENTY-FOUR
  29. TWENTY-FIVE
  30. TWENTY-SIX
  31. TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. TWENTY-NINE
  34. THIRTY
  35. THIRTY-ONE
  36. THIRTY-TWO
  37. THIRTY-THREE
  38. THIRTY-FOUR
  39. THIRTY-FIVE
  40. THIRTY-SIX
  41. THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. THIRTY-NINE
  44. FORTY
  45. FORTY-ONE
  46. FORTY-TWO
  47. FORTY-THREE
  48. FORTY-FOUR
  49. FORTY-FIVE
  50. FORTY-SIX
  51. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  52. ABOUT THE AUTHORS

image Ben: Merry Christmas, Berry. I hope the family’s behaving … And if not, just be thankful Christmas doesn’t last for eight days! Here if you need (in spite of what I said the other week). PS. Here’s your Chrismukkah present.

Accompanying the message was a photo. Evie clicked on it: a cartoon of Santa, with Ben’s smiling face photoshopped onto it, was mid-salsa dance with a Hannukah dreidel. The words ‘Happy Chrismukkah’ were emblazoned across the top.

Evie smiled. ‘God, he’s such a muppet.’

‘Huh?’ Hugo said, jolting awake.

‘Nothing, nothing,’ Evie replied. ‘We’re almost home.’

‘I can’t believe I slept the whole way,’ Hugo said groggily. ‘All this travel is really getting to me.’

Evie nodded, and when the driver pulled up outside their place a few moments later, she took out her wallet to pay. Then she scooped up both her old and new bags in one hand, took Hugo’s hand in the other, and stepped onto the pavement.

Hugo was still half-asleep as they walked up the stairs towards their front door, and Evie was lost in a mind-morgue of time travel and dancing Santas, which was why they both got the fright of their lives when they heard someone say, ‘Hello,’ from right in front of their door.

THIRTY-FIVE

Thirty-five

Chloe was sitting on their front stoop, her knees to her chest and her hair falling in soft waves down her back. Evie’s heart was racing from the shock of seeing her.

Chloe stood up, her hands balled up in tight little fists by her side. ‘I just want to talk. And you’re not answering any of my calls.’

Evie stared at Hugo. What calls?

Ignoring Evie, Hugo shook his head at Chloe. ‘There’s nothing more to say,’ he said in a strained whisper. ‘Evie and I are in love. There’s no chance of us ever getting back together.’ Chloe gave a short, high-pitched laugh. ‘I don’t want to get back with you! I want what’s owed to me,’ she said defiantly.

A man walking his Golden Retriever gawked at them as he passed on the footpath.

‘Oh, for fuck’s sake, let’s go inside,’ Hugo muttered.

Evie knew how he couldn’t bear to be the spectacle of anyone’s judgement, even a stranger’s. Inside, Hugo directed Chloe into the small sitting room at the front of the house. They each took a seat, Evie next to Hugo on the three-seater couch, and Chloe opposite them on the lilac occasional chair. The whole arrangement seemed ridiculously proper.

‘What is it you want, Chloe?’ Hugo said, crossing his legs as he tried to regain his composure.

‘Can we get you a drink or anything?’ Evie asked, and immediately felt absurd.