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Chapters (21)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Table of Contents
  5. Bright Young Things campus of Clarkwell College, graduation in the town of Clarksville, somewhere upstate, 1990
  6. Cool Days open mike night at Kafka-fe, after band "2 Much" plays, 1991
  7. New on the Scene utside in front of Club Hush, for a film screening party of Kill Fee, 1993 o
  8. Single in the City at a French bistro, 1995
  9. Hangover brunch, the morning after, 1995
  10. Natural Health a chance meeting at Jasper’s Yoga Studio, 1996
  11. The Fat Flush ’90s in the foyer of a friend’s renovated brownstone, 1997
  12. Art Stars at Bonwyck Gallery, 1998
  13. Inner Odyssey the Burning Man festival in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert, 1999
  14. Life After Death facedown in the dirt of the desert, next morning, 1999
  15. Loyal Companions catching up at the dog run, 2000 catching up at the dog run, 2000
  16. In the Real World a run-in at the ShopShape magazine launch party sponsored by Senor Strawberry Liqueur, early 2001
  17. Wartime spotted at Kinko's, late 2001
  18. Office Job in the cafeteria of the Conde Nast building, 2003
  19. Settling a yard sale on an obscure block in the outer borough, 2003
  20. Starting Over in a remote village tavern on the farmlands of New Zealand, 2004
  21. Epilogue a gathering of friends

You're coughing! Are you OK? Are you OK? Hokay? Hacking? You're hacking. The dust is in your lungs. Ooh. How do you feel? You may feel the wind blowing and reaching inside you, don't you? You may feel the dust in a breath that travels to your feet. That dust, full of the smallest particles, little needleheads, that may lodge in your skin and through your throat and down into your intestines. That dust is so pervasive. Made of so much filth. Yuck. I hate the dust, don't you? It's been everywhere. The same dust that coats the tops of televisions, that gums up the axle oil of SUVs. That chokes out smoke from poultry farms and pesticide plants. Dust made of crusts in hungry Third World eyes, the little flecks of pollen on dirty flies, the dust that's made of ground bones from old mass graves and bacterial spores from seeping landfills piled with our ignorant waste. But the dust is good too, no it's good, it's good. Good dust, good dust. Dust mingling among your old toys in your parents' basement and the put-away porcelain figurines of your dead grandparents, the dust that's accruing on the acid-free paper of your "I'm-so-lonely" diaries, and letters to friends you've forgotten. Dust hovering in the libraries. Flecks from the etchings in ancient stones, fibers of Egyptian papyrus, the expectorated graphite from the drafts of constitutions. All the knowledge ever known, blowing. This accordion of chronology we exist in. A mist of hissing history. You're alone in the blowing known. Just the dust. Flitting like careless androgynous dancers in circles and circles. Consensual concentric circles. Consexual consensual circles. Bones and ashes and dust. The dust is around you. The androgynous dancers are dodging you. It's a dungeon of dust. Exogenous exoskeletons. Existential concerns. Spews and spews. Where are you? Where am I? I'm who? You? No I'm you, not me, you. You knew. Spews and spews. Do you?

Wait don't run away! You'll get lost! Maybe fatally! I can't see where you are! The dust is so thick! This is bad! I can't see you! Where are you call my name! I am here! Follow my voice through the darkness! Oh my God this is terrible. Reach through the cloud you cackling crazy! You're cackling calm down! Calm down, calm down.