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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“I said, ‘Lady, I am scared of you because you are white.’ I went on down the street, but I kept wishing I was blacker—so I could of scared that lady to death. So help me, I did. Imagine somebody talking about they is scared of me because I am black! I got more reason to be scared of white folks than they have of me.”

“Right,” I said.

“The white race drug me over here from Africa, slaved me, freed me, lynched me, starved me during the depression, Jim Crowed me during the war—then they come talking about they is scared of me! Which is why I am glad I have got one spot to call my own where I hold sway—Harlem. Harlem, where I can thumb my nose at the world!”

“You talk just like a Negro nationalist,” I said.

“What’s that?”

“Someone who wants Negroes to be on top.”

“When everybody else keeps me on the bottom, I don’t see why I shouldn’t want to be on top. I will, too, someday.”

“That’s the spirit that causes wars,” I said.

“I would not mind a war if I could win it. White folks fight, lynch, and enjoy themselves.”

There you go,” I said. That old race-against-race jargon. There’ll never be peace that way. The world tomorrow ought to be a world where everybody gets along together. The least we can do is extend a friendly hand.”

“Every time I extend my hand I get put back in my place. You know them poetries about the black cat that tried to be friendly with the white one:

“The black cat said to the white cat,

‘Let’s sport around the town.’

The white cat said to the black cat,

‘You better set your black self down!’”

“Unfriendliness of that nature should not exist,” I said. “Folks ought to live like neighbors.”

“You’re talking about what ought to be. But as long as what is is—and Georgia is Georgia—I will take Harlem for mine. At least, if trouble comes, I will have my own window to shoot from.”

“I refuse to argue with you any more,” I said. “What Harlem ought to hold out to the world from its windows is a friendly hand, not a belligerent attitude.”

“It will not be my attitude I will have out my window,” said Simple.

Simple and His Sins

Simple and His Sins

JUST as the street lights were coming on one warm Sunday evening in midsummer, I ran into my friend of the bar stools between Paddy’s and the Wishing Well. He was wiping his brow.