Chapters (76)
- Title Page
- Copyright Notice
- Dedication
- Foreword: Who Is Simple?
- Feet Live Their Own Life
- Landladies
- Simple Prays A Prayer
- Conversation on the Corner
- Simple on Indian Blood
- A Toast to Harlem
- Simple and His Sins
- Temptation
- Wooing the Muse
- Vacation
- Letting off Steam
- Jealousy
- Banquet in Honor
- A Veteran Falls
- High Bed
- Final Fear
- There Ought to be a Law
- Income Tax
- No Alternative
- Springtime
- Last Whipping
- Seeing Double
- Simple on Military Integration
- Blue Evening
- A Letter from Baltimore
- Seven Rings
- What Can a Man Say?
- Empty Room
- Picture for Her Dresser
- Cocktail Sip
- Apple Strudel
- Bop
- Formals and Funerals
- Fancy Free
- Midsummer Madness
- Morals Is Her Middle Name
- They Come and They Go
- A Million—and One
- Two Loving Arms
- All in the Family
- Kick for Punt
- Subway to Jamaica
- No Tea for the Fever
- Boys, Birds, and Bees
- On the Warpath
- A Hearty Amen
- Must Have a Seal
- Shadow of the Blues
- Once in a Wife-time
- Present for Joyce
- Christmas Song
- Tied in a Bow
- Sometimes I Wonder
- Four Rings
- Simply Love
- Bang-up Big End
- Duty Is Not Snooty
- Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
- A Dog Named Trilby
- Enter Cousin Minnie
- Radioactive Red Caps
- Two Sides Not Enough
- Puerto Ricans
- Minnie Again
- Vicious Circle
- Again Cousin Minnie
- Name in Print
- Minnie One More Time
- An Auto-Obituary
- Jazz, Jive, and Jam
- About the Author
- Newsletter Sign-up
“You never know anything important,” said Simple. “All you know is to argue about race problems. Tonight I would not care if all the race problems in the world was to descend right on New York. I would not care if Rankin himself would be elected Mayor and the Ku Klux Klan took over the City Council. I would not care if Mississippi moved to Times Square. But nobody better not harm Joyce, I’m telling you, even if she has walked out of my life. That woman is my life, so nobody better not touch a hair of her head. Buddy-o, wait for me here whilst I walks by her house to see if there’s a light in her window. I just want to know if she got home from work safe tonight.”
“She’s been getting home safely by herself all these years,” I said. “Why are you so worried tonight?”
“Please don’t start no whys and wherefores.”
“I sympathize with you—still, there are always ameliorating circumstances.”
“I don’t know what that word means,” said Simple, “but all that rates with me now is what to say to that girl—if I ever get a chance to say anything. If she does not come to the door when I ring this time, if I see a light I am going to holler.”
“Since she lives on the third floor, you can hardly play Romeo and climb up,” I said. “Still, I don’t believe Joyce would relish having her name called aloud in the street.”
“If she don’t let me through the door, I will have to call her,” said Simple. “I can explain by saying that I have lost my mind, that she has driv me crazy. And I will stand in front of her house all night if she don’t answer.”
“The law would probably remove you,” I said.
“They would have to use force to do it,” said Simple. “I wouldn’t care if the polices broke my head, anyhow. Joyce done broke my heart.”
“You’ve got it bad,” I said.
“Worse than bad,” moaned Simple. “Here, take this quarter and buy yourself a beer whilst you wait till I come back.”
“I have some affairs of my own to attend to,” I protested, “so I can’t wait all night.”
“I thought you was my ace-boy,” he said as he turned away. “But everybody lets you down when trouble comes. If you can’t wait, then don’t. To hell with you! Don’t!”
I started to say I would wait. But Simple was gone.
A Letter from Baltimore
A Letter from Baltimore