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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“You never know anything important,” said Simple. “All you know is to argue about race problems. Tonight I would not care if all the race problems in the world was to descend right on New York. I would not care if Rankin himself would be elected Mayor and the Ku Klux Klan took over the City Council. I would not care if Mississippi moved to Times Square. But nobody better not harm Joyce, I’m telling you, even if she has walked out of my life. That woman is my life, so nobody better not touch a hair of her head. Buddy-o, wait for me here whilst I walks by her house to see if there’s a light in her window. I just want to know if she got home from work safe tonight.”

“She’s been getting home safely by herself all these years,” I said. “Why are you so worried tonight?”

“Please don’t start no whys and wherefores.”

“I sympathize with you—still, there are always ameliorating circumstances.”

“I don’t know what that word means,” said Simple, “but all that rates with me now is what to say to that girl—if I ever get a chance to say anything. If she does not come to the door when I ring this time, if I see a light I am going to holler.”

“Since she lives on the third floor, you can hardly play Romeo and climb up,” I said. “Still, I don’t believe Joyce would relish having her name called aloud in the street.”

“If she don’t let me through the door, I will have to call her,” said Simple. “I can explain by saying that I have lost my mind, that she has driv me crazy. And I will stand in front of her house all night if she don’t answer.”

“The law would probably remove you,” I said.

“They would have to use force to do it,” said Simple. “I wouldn’t care if the polices broke my head, anyhow. Joyce done broke my heart.”

“You’ve got it bad,” I said.

“Worse than bad,” moaned Simple. “Here, take this quarter and buy yourself a beer whilst you wait till I come back.”

“I have some affairs of my own to attend to,” I protested, “so I can’t wait all night.”

“I thought you was my ace-boy,” he said as he turned away. “But everybody lets you down when trouble comes. If you can’t wait, then don’t. To hell with you! Don’t!”

I started to say I would wait. But Simple was gone.

A Letter from Baltimore

A Letter from Baltimore