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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“Yes,” said Simple. “So he writ me to get him two rings just like ours. Him and Gloria wants everything to be just like me and Joyce’s.”

“Has that young boy gone and committed another Carlyle?” I asked.

“I asked him that, too,” said Simple. “He said, ‘No.’ Him and Gloria do not want to have no children at all until he comes back from the army.”

“From the army?”

“Didn’t I tell you F. D. got his draft call? Soon as this college term is over, he has to go to his service. So them kids is gonna get married so F. D. can go with a clear conscience. F. D. and Gloria are marrying to separate—and me and Joyce are marrying to stay together. There’s some advantage in being in a high age bracket after all.”

“Love will find a way,” I said, “whatever the age. God bless all of you—F. D. and Gloria, and you and—”

“Joyce—my honey in the evening!”

“Yes, all four of you.”

Simply Love

Simply Love

LENT. Tentative sticking of heads out windows pushed up only to be pulled down. It is not warm yet, even if the sun is shining and the streets are dry. City Sanitation Trucks sprinkling pavements. Kids at stick ball competing with traffic. Marbles and tops, penny whistles, chalk on sidewalks, jumping ropes. Passers-by duck and dodge handballs against stoops. Children think it’s warmer than it is, running like they do.

Joyce is not the only one to brew sassafras tea, but it’s hard to find sassafras bark in Harlem. You might have to have somebody mail you a bundle from home. Earliest breath of spring, when the sunrise is bright, landladies open their front doors first thing in the morning to air out the house, bright and early in the day, first thing. Joyce’s big old fat landlady, still in her kimono, is sweeping out the vestibule and sweeping off the front stoop before breakfast when she almost drops her broom in amazement as she turns to see a man come running down the steps inside. Mr. Semple!

“‘What are you doing, coming out of my house at seven-eight o’clock A.M.?’

“‘Coming out is all,’ I says.

“‘Mr. Semple, this is a decent house.’ She pauses. ‘Was you in there all night?’

“‘I were.’

“‘This is the first time!… Or is it?… I am surprised at you! And doubly surprised at Joyce Lane.’

“‘She is Joyce Lane no longer, madam.’

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“‘What?’

“‘She is Mrs. Semple now. March has turned to June—we got married yesterday.’

“‘Ooh-ooo-oo-o!’ she strangles.

“You could have knocked that old landlady down with a feather. She looked more surprised than you do.”

“You can knock me down with a feather, too,” I exclaimed. “Do you mean to tell me you jumped the gun and got married before the wedding—in March instead of June?”