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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“It were wintertime when the white dog died, and old Mrs. Jenkins were left dogless. Then Trilby did not have nobody to play with. Trilby’s mean old lady-owner were glad that other dog had died. She did not like Mrs. Jenkins nohow. And with that other dog gone, she took for granted Trilby would stay home, not be playing in old lady Jenkins’ yard come summer, nor romping on her porch with her dog. Now, she would not have to bribe Trilby into staying home with her. But such were not the case. Meanwhile, Trilby begun to lose her appetite that winter. Come spring she were a thin old rail of a black dog, with white circles around her eyes. Trilby looked like she were made up for Halloween. And she become meaner than ever, snapping and snarling at the mailman, the milkman, and also at me delivering papers. So I took to passing on the other side of the street.

“But that mean old white lady loved her mean old dog. The butcher said she even bought Trilby fresh calf’s liver every day to build up her vitamins—which were unheard of in our town where dogs just ate scraps and bones from the table. Not Trilby—she had liver. But, as nice as that old lady treated her, Trilby showed her anatomy. Come spring, as soon as the door were opened, Trilby went down to Mrs. Jenkins’ house, spite of the fact that Trilby’s friend-dog was dead and there was nobody for her to romp and play with there. But, don’t you know, that dog just opened Mrs. Jenkins’ screen and nudged herself into the house—which were the first time she had been inside—and laid down on the rug where that other dog used to lay.

“Her old mistress would call her from up the street, ‘Trilby! Trilby! Hey, Trilby!’ But Trilby would not come. Finally the woman had to go right to that other house and holler from the sidewalk, ‘You-all send my dog home.’

“No answer, so she had to go up to the door and knock to get results. Trilby caused them two old womens—one white and one colored—to exchange words for the first time in years. But what they said were not Christian on neither side. Trilby’s madam had to drag her by the scruff of the neck. Next day, it being warm and the doors being open, Trilby were right back again, nudging at Mrs. Jenkins’ screen door with her bony old nose. She went in, and settled down on the rug.

“‘Trilby! Trilby! Come here, Trilby!’ called Miss White Lady.