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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. Foreword: Who Is Simple?
  5. Feet Live Their Own Life
  6. Landladies
  7. Simple Prays A Prayer
  8. Conversation on the Corner
  9. Simple on Indian Blood
  10. A Toast to Harlem
  11. Simple and His Sins
  12. Temptation
  13. Wooing the Muse
  14. Vacation
  15. Letting off Steam
  16. Jealousy
  17. Banquet in Honor
  18. A Veteran Falls
  19. High Bed
  20. Final Fear
  21. There Ought to be a Law
  22. Income Tax
  23. No Alternative
  24. Springtime
  25. Last Whipping
  26. Seeing Double
  27. Simple on Military Integration
  28. Blue Evening
  29. A Letter from Baltimore
  30. Seven Rings
  31. What Can a Man Say?
  32. Empty Room
  33. Picture for Her Dresser
  34. Cocktail Sip
  35. Apple Strudel
  36. Bop
  37. Formals and Funerals
  38. Fancy Free
  39. Midsummer Madness
  40. Morals Is Her Middle Name
  41. They Come and They Go
  42. A Million—and One
  43. Two Loving Arms
  44. All in the Family
  45. Kick for Punt
  46. Subway to Jamaica
  47. No Tea for the Fever
  48. Boys, Birds, and Bees
  49. On the Warpath
  50. A Hearty Amen
  51. Must Have a Seal
  52. Shadow of the Blues
  53. Once in a Wife-time
  54. Present for Joyce
  55. Christmas Song
  56. Tied in a Bow
  57. Sometimes I Wonder
  58. Four Rings
  59. Simply Love
  60. Bang-up Big End
  61. Duty Is Not Snooty
  62. Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
  63. A Dog Named Trilby
  64. Enter Cousin Minnie
  65. Radioactive Red Caps
  66. Two Sides Not Enough
  67. Puerto Ricans
  68. Minnie Again
  69. Vicious Circle
  70. Again Cousin Minnie
  71. Name in Print
  72. Minnie One More Time
  73. An Auto-Obituary
  74. Jazz, Jive, and Jam
  75. About the Author
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“Well, another old lady who was colored, named Jenkins, lived just down the block two or three houses away from the white woman. It being a small town, everybody lived in houses. Some houses had yards front and back, and nearly everybody had porches. In summer they kept their doors open and the screens closed. But any dog could easy open a screen door and walk in and out of any house. Now, Trilby never paid no attention to the inside of old lady Jenkins’ house until after Mrs. Jenkins’ dog died. Before that time, Trilby would just play with the Jenkins’ dog in the yard, but never go in the house. Trilby were not too mean to play with another dog, even if it belonged to colored folks. But with people Trilby only snarled, growled, also barked at every human, including me. Only at her madam, Trilby did not snarl—nor at that other dog belonging to Mrs. Jenkins. Seems like when Trilby was with that other dog she lost her meanness. Trilby loved that dog.

“Now, the old white lady what owned Trilby naturally did not associate with old Mrs. Jenkins, it being down South. Neither did she like her dog playing with a colored woman’s dog. But dogs will be dogs, so she could not stop that. When she saw Trilby in Mrs. Jenkins’ yard, though, she would always call her home.

“‘Here, Trilby! Here, Trilby! Here, Trilby!’

“Then that old white lady would give Trilby something good to eat to keep her home. Whereupon Trilby would grab her fine bone, lay behind her screen door, and growl at everyone who went by. Else that dog would run out and bark when she got tired of gnawing on her bone. Trilby never did gnaw on me, though, because I would have kicked that old mutt sky-high to a firecracker if she had. I loved dogs, but I did not like Trilby. Nobody liked Trilby except her owner and old lady Jenkins’ dog. Them two dogs got along fine, both being ageable and shaggy and hair-balls—some kind of spitzes and poodles, part cur, one black, one white—the white lady’s dog being the black one, and the colored dog being the white one.