Chapters (76)
- Title Page
- Copyright Notice
- Dedication
- Foreword: Who Is Simple?
- Feet Live Their Own Life
- Landladies
- Simple Prays A Prayer
- Conversation on the Corner
- Simple on Indian Blood
- A Toast to Harlem
- Simple and His Sins
- Temptation
- Wooing the Muse
- Vacation
- Letting off Steam
- Jealousy
- Banquet in Honor
- A Veteran Falls
- High Bed
- Final Fear
- There Ought to be a Law
- Income Tax
- No Alternative
- Springtime
- Last Whipping
- Seeing Double
- Simple on Military Integration
- Blue Evening
- A Letter from Baltimore
- Seven Rings
- What Can a Man Say?
- Empty Room
- Picture for Her Dresser
- Cocktail Sip
- Apple Strudel
- Bop
- Formals and Funerals
- Fancy Free
- Midsummer Madness
- Morals Is Her Middle Name
- They Come and They Go
- A Million—and One
- Two Loving Arms
- All in the Family
- Kick for Punt
- Subway to Jamaica
- No Tea for the Fever
- Boys, Birds, and Bees
- On the Warpath
- A Hearty Amen
- Must Have a Seal
- Shadow of the Blues
- Once in a Wife-time
- Present for Joyce
- Christmas Song
- Tied in a Bow
- Sometimes I Wonder
- Four Rings
- Simply Love
- Bang-up Big End
- Duty Is Not Snooty
- Bones, Bombs, Chicken Necks
- A Dog Named Trilby
- Enter Cousin Minnie
- Radioactive Red Caps
- Two Sides Not Enough
- Puerto Ricans
- Minnie Again
- Vicious Circle
- Again Cousin Minnie
- Name in Print
- Minnie One More Time
- An Auto-Obituary
- Jazz, Jive, and Jam
- About the Author
- Newsletter Sign-up
“It did look right good, and smelled delicious, steaming pink and rosy as wine. I had not had no sassafras tea since I left Virginia when us kids used to strip the bark and bring it home to Grandma Arcie to dry. Trust Joyce to think up something different.
“‘You know we got to have out health tested before we can get married,’ she said.
“‘I know it,’ I says. ‘Let’s go tomorrow.’ Not really meaning that, but don’t you know that girl took time off from work and went. Me, too. And we’ll have the certifications by the end of this week.”
“This is only March,” I said. “June is a long way off. Aren’t you rushing matters a bit?”
“Them little details we wants to get out of the way,” said Simple. “We is busy people. We got to start looking for an apartment. No more rooming from our wedding night on. Then soon as we can, we gonna start buying a house. Maybe next fall. Do you want to room with us in our house?”
“What my situation next fall will be, I cannot tell. So may I delay my answer?”
“You may, just so you’re standing up there beside me at my wedding. You’re supposed to hand me the rings. Ain’t that what the best man does?”
“I think he does. But I’m rather backward about being your best man. After all, we are only bar acquaintances. A best man is usually a close friend, somebody with whom you grew up or with whom you went to college, somebody you know very well.”
“I did not grow up with nobody, my folks moved so much. I stayed with fifty-eleven relatives in seven different towns. I did not go to college, and I do not know anybody very well but you. I bull-jive around with lots of cats in bars, and I sometimes cast an eye on different womens now and then. I drinks with anybody from Zarita to Watermelon Joe. But, excusing Zarita, I don’t know none of them other folks very well. With them I just jives. Maybe I don’t even know you, but with you at least I talk. No doubt, you got some friends you know better. But don’t nobody know me better. So you be my best man.”
“Then I’m supposed to give you a bachelor’s party a night or two before the ceremony. Your wedding is going to cost me money, too, Jess! I’m certainly glad you’re drinking less these days, so I won’t have to stock up so heavy on liquors.”
“Just a keg of beer,” said Simple. “I mean one private one with my name on it. What you give the other jokers, I do not care. And the young folks will need some refreshments. F. D. is also getting married.”
“At the same time as you and Joyce?”